*Flashes back to the time I called JWB an Uncle Tom and everybody told me how offensive that was.*

I regret not cleaning the vacuum out after I jacked off in it.

Trust me, I've done things way more shame worthy than support Trump on an internet forum.

?

Not even close. I wouldn't regret that.

Even if you got caught?

Some small kid comes in and takes the hose accessory off and tries to use it like a megaphone which is already nasty.

Depends on who caught me.

Mother?

Yes that would be pretty regrettable

Truth be told I got caught be my mom once jacking off.... When I was like 14... No vacuum... I don't get that

It was very embarrassing and awkward. But at the end of the day, I was just doing what boys do and got caught. It doesn't make me feel bad. It doesn't even crack the top 10 tbh.