You're too young for me.

If you think you need game and to play some role you have a lot to learn about women or youre chasing women you wouldnt even find interesting (based on what i know about you).

I agree with this

All you gotta do is be yourself and be nice

We’re all gonna get a little bit - not a lot but a little bit

That's quite true, and if you click with someone you don't have to play any role to make them interested in you, but the lack of such things happening is part of what he's talking about.
Btw, I've said it before, but I can't imagine anyone with Bat's colourful personality not being able to click with anyone. Or Virginia is a really weird place. Don't give up on that part of your life at least.

Yeah that's the point, I don't do that at all because it would be degrading for the both of us (not to mention I probably wouldn't be any good at it).

That sign is quite a paradox (the name Virginia must be related to virginity, right?)

It's named after Queen Elizabeth I, the supposedly virgin queen cause she never married and who was going to accuse the Queen of England of getting dick on the downlow?

Nice

Man I gotta get out of this ****ing state.

Yes, reading all this I think you should

Don't come to Utah.

Don't worry, bruh.

On NPR politics that said a candidate has to spend $70 for every $1 they get in small donations. Capitalism and democracy are completely incompatible.

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I guess you're just more normal than me.

You're really not that abnormal.

Preview of this weekend’s discussions:

Life sucks
Work sucks
Capitalism sucks
Hard work pays off
No it doesn’t
Democracy sucks
No it doesn’t
Yes it does
Well work really does suck
You’re a loser
You’re a loser
I’m a loser

All weirdos say this to make themselves feel better. Except me.

There ain’t nobody like any of you ****s that I know irl

No, I just actually have a social life and friends so I know for a fact that most people are kind of weird and that there is much much weirder than you having sex.

OH has sex.

"Thanks for setting me up with zero technological ability in an economy that's built on computer-based jobs, dad!"

If you want to see really weird people socialize go to a goth club on fetish night. No, no no no, go to a goth club on LDS singles night. That's weirder.

He's saying he thinks he's too weird to connect with women. You have to know as much as I do that it's not true.

Amish people know how to party better than any computer nurds tbh.

Sour grapes and anxiety or self doubt.

I honestly don't think he couldn't if he actually tried.

Weird isn't a line spectrum, bruh.

No he doesn't.

lol

Edit: I think Batlord could get laid if he put the effort in. He's funny and he doesn't know how appreciated that is when socializing.

Yeah, there's an awkward fat chick somewhere out there for him.

Does your dad look like Howie Mandel too? If so your mom probably needs some company.

I ain’t too proud for an awkward fat chick

**** I bet there's a confident fat chick out there for him too

Brb gonna change the thread title to "the official unsolicited life advice for The Batlord thread"

Like father like son.

Reported

Lol this thread really went off the rails.

Aborted

more sour grapes

I know you'll give me **** for pointing this out, but everything you don't have you seem to come up with some rationalization why you shouldn't bother with it.

It's a defense mechanism. I've been there, I'm not trying to shame you. Just maybe try putting yourself out there a bit more and don't take rejection or failure as something to be avoided at all costs. If you never fail or get rejected then you're aiming too low.