the offical north korea war 2 "teh revenge" !!!! thread

[Mindfulness]

i think trump and kim should talk but i doubt theyll shake hands cuz of that internet movie

[WWWP]

I'm holding out hope the Yellowstone caldera erupts and triggers natural disasters country wide. If I'm gonna die I'd rather it be in the interest of earth cleansing itself. That said, bring on the nukes, it'll be over for me before I even know what's happening.

[Norg]

nk does not stand a chance im telling ya...they will be bombed to hell....nonstop ...plus i think america has a secret weapon or soemthing maybe like a satalite laser or something

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Norg

nk does not stand a chance im telling ya...they will be bombed to hell....nonstop ...plus i think america has a secret weapon or soemthing maybe like a satalite laser or something

Bro we've had that since Reagan, keep up.

[Chiomara]

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

I'm holding out hope the Yellowstone caldera erupts and triggers natural disasters country wide. If I'm gonna die I'd rather it be in the interest of earth cleansing itself. That said, bring on the nukes, it'll be over for me before I even know what's happening.

I am constantly worried about the Yellowstone caldera, but.. Same.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Norg

tho i wonder if nk launches a nuke at us would the us launch like 2 nukes at nk ????? and like im talking our giant tsar nukes i think thoes have like a 200 mile destruction radius

Oh Jesus Christ.

1. Nobody has a tsar bomb because they only ever made one and it was used in 1961.

2. A tsar bomb is not a missile. It's just a bomb.

3. The tsar bomb's blast radius was "only" a little over 20 miles. Not 200.

4. We never even had a tsar bomb. The Russians did.

Where the **** do you even get this ****?

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Why is Trump going to let me die so young?

Maybe he heard your latest album.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Oh Jesus Christ.

Jesus can't help you now. Reminds me of that scene in Vikings where the lads burst into a monastery, look at a crucifix on the wall and sneer "Their god is dead! How can he help them?"

1. Nobody has a tsar bomb because they only ever made one and it was used in 1961.

Big Tsar Number 1 Record?

4. We never even had a tsar bomb. The Russians did.

Yeah well, with a name like that, this is what you would expect. Americans be more "Big Boy" or "Can of Wuppass"....

Where the **** do you even get this ****?

Whatever he's on, you should probably get some.

[Trollheart]

Also, it's a small thing but it's annoying me. Could a mod please amend the spelling in the title of this thread? Thanks.

[Frownland]

Nah. It suits the thread.

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Nah. It suits the thread.

It is a Norg (sorry, norg) classic, true. but "teh" bugs the hell out of me. Guess that's another reason for you not to do it, eh? I hope Kim's missile falls right on your recording studio.