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so i had my first computer science course today (it's whack af soo boring thx for asking) and i kept hearing these loud abrupt noises coming from across the class and quickly realized that somebody in the class obviously had tourettes.
so anyway i look over and see that directly across the classroom where the noise happens to be coming from sits a pretty nerdy looking white kid who i just assume must be the one. like 15-20 minutes later i discover it's actually the middle eastern dude in a ralph lauren jacket sitting in front of him. tl;dr i think i'm racist towards crackers or society as conditioned me to believe only dorks can have tourettes |
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Either way, when we think of prejudice and racism these days, other than muslims or Islamic countries, we tend to think I believe about black people. There aren't too many threads complaining about the treatment Asians, Kurds or any other race or ethnic group is receiving. Maybe I'm just looking at it through a lens filtered by decades of watching the news and too many movies (Mississippi Burning!) but that's how it appears to me. |
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That's it. I knew it was a "J" name but I kept thinking JustinJJustin, which I knew wasn't right.
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Question for y'all on racist jokes: OK or not? How far is too far? I admit I find a lot of them hilarious.
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It's 'too far' when it isn't a joke. |
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So this is it: http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/28...ml#post1523107 I'm guessing you 'had to be there'. |
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Whether it actually reflects racism is a case within cases by cases within cases type of thing. |
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The important question I would ask about jokes seen as racist is: are they used just to be racist or are they used to make a funny (depending on your standpoint of course) point? I mean, nobody ever wants to hear from Bernard Manning again, do they? :yikes: |
Paddy and Murphy are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: "You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They'll rob you blind. Don't you go paying them what they ask. You haggle."
At the Sydney airport, the pair catch a cab to their hotel. When they reach their destination, the cabbie says, "That'll be twenty dollars, lads." "Oh no you don't! My dad warned me about you. You'll only be getting fifteen dollars from me," says Paddy. "And you'll only be getting fifteen from me too!" adds Murphy. |
I used to know ****ing loads of Englishman, Scotsman & Irishman jokes.
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Texan walks into an Irish pub, says "Thought you guys had big mountains here? Bah! Why, back home I could stand at the top of one of our mountains and yell MURPHY! and the echo would come back MURPHY MURPHY MURPHy MURPhy MUrphy..." "Hah! Sure that's nothin'!" says Paddy. "Round here, I can stand at the top of that mountain there and yell MURPHY! And the echo will come back: WHICH MURPHY DO YE WANT???" :laughing: |
Paddy is hitch-hiking home, big car pulls up, Merc. Paddy gets in, all wonder. The driver realises he's got a thick gombeen Irishman here and decides to have some fun when Paddy asks about the Mercedes logo on the front. "What's that for?" he asks. Driver says "That, my friend, is a sight. Ye see this guy on the bike here in front? Well now, I just line up the sight, gun the accelerator and ..."
And he roars up to the frightened cyclist, but at the last moment swerves away, laughing. Turning back, he says to Paddy "Close one there! Nearly had him!" Paddy leans back nonchalantly in the back seat, a grin on his face. "Sure, no problem boy!" he beams. "Sure didn't I get him with the back door as we went by?" |
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If the group being made fun of has social, economic, and political power than I would say it's generally OK. Man like Monkey's joke is pretty great. Western Europeans (well, not the Irish) have been running the world for the last 300 years or so, so poking fun at their foibles won't earn you much SJW backlash. For the record, I'm all for anyone telling any joke they want. I might not say it but I'll probably laugh if it's clever or subversively shocking (Kramer's shouting of the n-word failed on both counts, hence his rightful excommunication from the entertainment industry). It's pretty tough to tell a good 'race-based' joke imo. I prefer terrible puns. What's Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. Jk, rolling. |
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TH do you know many anti Brit jokes? I saw a map of Europe a while ago, showing the countries that each nation joked about the most.
http://i.imgur.com/FfLn56B.jpg |
I particularly like Germany v. Poland and Greece v. Turkey
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"How do you keep a Kerryman entertained? Give him a piece of paper with PTO written on both sides" or "How do you keep a Kerryman in suspense? Tell you later." Stuff like that. We Dubs were very superior in our attitude to those "outside the Pale". In a humorous way of course. |
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You really gotta hate each other to hate that locally.
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It's not a coincidence that southerners are darker though.
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I'm calling out people that don't give a ****. The people that start **** over things that literally don't matter for the sake of feeling good about themselves. That might seem ironic, but I assure you this is more important than you think it is. There are plenty of times where SJWs start **** and harass innocent people because it makes them feel like activists when they are really just being *******s. Like I've already said though, I'm not saying it's ALL SJWs that do it. I'm not even saying it's YOU that does it even though you are taking it personally as if I'm attacking you. I'm saying that just as there is a significant amount of racist nazi scum at every trump rally, there is a significant amount of uneducated meth heads at every juggalo event, there is a significant amount of arrogant frauds in every SJW group that starts **** to feel like a 'hero' when they don't really care. And if you didn't care to persuade me then why the hell did you ****ing try to in the first place? Please, dude, I honestly respect you and like you cause you don't treat me like an ******* all the time, but quit saying this fake ass bull**** that we both know is fake. You're not going around calling anybody attack helicopter and you were trying to persuade me. I can understand, yeah, lots of people are just brick walls and say the kind of **** I was saying just to stir **** up but I wasn't just trying to stir **** up. As somebody who actually leans far more liberal than conservative that's honestly how I felt and it seems like dialogue in that vein from both sides ends up being more closed minded and hostile than open to trying to understand other views. Even though I was trying to understand better, I feel like nobody gave a **** about understanding me. How can you get me to see things from your view when you refuse to see things from my view? If you understand it's easier to persuade but you're not going to try if you don't actually care about persuading and all you care about is going into attack mode to feel or look like the good guy. And now you see why I have a problem with the people that don't give a **** and use this as a platform for their reputation? |
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You can tell. By their actions. I pointed it out. They are the ones to talk the most **** and rally behind fake causes. It's all for ego. It's all for perception. That's not mind reading that's just common sense. It's obvious. Something we both know people do in every culture. Act fake as ****. Kind of weird that I don't remember you saying any of this in my record yourself giving to the less fortunate thread. You weren't trying to persuade me, but were trying to give me information to better understand? I'm sorry, I must have been full of ****. You were not trying to persuade me, you were just giving information so I'd better understand. Cause that in no way is persuading. But the ironic thing about that is, you literally gave me zero information. If I remember right, you told me just to identify people as what they want because it's rude not to. That is not giving me information, it's not meant to help me understand, it's trying to tell me, or persuade me, to do something. And you don't see the irony in saying that the others don't care about understanding things and try to minimize people's experience? As people actively try to minimize my experience with out giving a damn about understanding me when I say ejaculating in somebody's mouth during consensual sex is not rape? Or that I have a hard time identifying somebody's gender if it contradicts their sex? Or that I think racism towards whites matters just as much as racism towards minorities? Or that race relations and problems vary in different locations? There are various things that I get completely dismissed or heckled for saying with out anybody caring to understand or hear me out. Like Bulbasaur telling me I'm just trying to play victim and just want attention or something when I speak my mind. Or elph going off and saying that reverse racism is something made up by whiny white dudes. Or you saying I'm just looking for reasons to complain about liberals. Trying to invalidate what I have to say because it contradicts what you believe. So it's not just anti PC people that do it. And if you really think somebody is a lost cause or complete brick wall, then you're better off not interacting with them at all. The reason I typically try to avoid these threads personally. I'm obviously not good at that though. Edit: Despite calling specific people out, I do have to say that at least these discussions are a lot more civil here than they are on my main forum. It's devolved to death threats, thread spamming and personal insults on almost every other thread. |
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