Yeah, you have to be on the list or you don't get in. Saint Peter is a pedantic bastard and you won't slip past him.

Pretty sure that's a Cathy restriction.

Probably. We are the uptight arseholes of Christianity.

You're Catholic?

Meh, I was brought up as a Roman Catholic, so I guess for censuses and things I declare my religion as that. I certainly don't practice though, except if I like burn myself or something I'll go "Jesus Christ!" Usually with a few ****ings thrown in though. But yeah: Karen is a total RC; most of ROI is.

I don't know how things work in Ireland, but in America we are allowed to change our religion on a whim.

I honestly don't know how that would work here. I've never tried. I'm not interested in getting into a new religion anyway. Though we do, or did, have the Jehovahs calling from time to time; they try to convert you, but how that works I neither know nor care. I feel that if I were to change my religion my family would not be happy about it. Hmm. Satanism, eh? ;)

That's fair I guess. I lead my family on because (1) I don't want to be privy to conversion efforts and (2) I don't want them to waste time worrying about me spending an eternity in hell .

I don't see how you can joke around about Satan or Satanism.

Then you need to get glasses. It's right there: everyone else can see it.