Luckily that doesn't include much of the South so it's closer than you'd think.

.

You forget about Theistic satanists.

Those guys are idiots. They believe Angels are an alien race that put the bible on here to control us and Demons are a different alien race trying to help us evolve to the god level that both are on.

To be honest, this makes more sense than most belief systems.

sounds pretty good to me

No, aliens is just as lazy of an excuse for the unknown as god is. Kind of sick of them being the go to explanation for psuedo scientists when ever there is a mystery and people thinking it isn't stupid because aliens are more plausible than the supernatural. People need to learn to say "I don't know" instead of making **** up.

Calling such beings "angels" or "demons" sounds more like a cop-out than calling them "extraterrestrials" or "aliens." At least the latter is putting some thought into their origin, not just chalking them up to being magical sky deities.

Sounds like the premise for a new Fox drama!

Please tell us about how you were abducted by aliens. I will be laughing at you, but it will be good-natured mockery.