|
|||||||
| Register | Blogging | Today's Posts | Search |
![]() |
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
|
|
|
|
#1 (permalink) |
|
one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
Posts: 22,006
|
__________________
2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html |
|
|
|
|
|
#3 (permalink) |
|
one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
Posts: 22,006
|
__________________
2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html |
|
|
|
|
|
#4 (permalink) | |
|
Cuter Than Post Malone.
Join Date: Sep 2015
Posts: 4,978
|
That's violence towards self. So I guess we solved it, violence is always the answer if it's towards yourself. Thread closed.
__________________
Quote:
Art Is Dead. Buy My ****. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#5 (permalink) |
|
one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
Posts: 22,006
|
Spoiler for slit wrists:
__________________
2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html |
|
|
|
|
|
#6 (permalink) | |
|
Cuter Than Post Malone.
Join Date: Sep 2015
Posts: 4,978
|
Why'd they do it in the sink? Like, who cares about the mess, you don't have to clean it, it's somebody else's problem.
__________________
Quote:
Art Is Dead. Buy My ****. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#7 (permalink) |
|
one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
Posts: 22,006
|
Flushing the open wounds (held below the heart) with warm water helps the blood drain faster.
__________________
2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html |
|
|
|
|
|
#8 (permalink) | |
|
Cuter Than Post Malone.
Join Date: Sep 2015
Posts: 4,978
|
That is the most beautiful story I've ever heard and I hope you know that I own at least 50% of the rights to that story.
__________________
Quote:
Art Is Dead. Buy My ****. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#10 (permalink) | |
|
Cuter Than Post Malone.
Join Date: Sep 2015
Posts: 4,978
|
Not with small staples, you can't. But with a staple gun you can. Big industrial staples.
__________________
Quote:
Art Is Dead. Buy My ****. |
|
|
|
|
![]() |
|
|