If I have to listen to Candace Owens' cunt voice for four years I'm gonna start making my own fertilizer bombs.

Wait, what's wrong with Candace Owens' voice?

The words.

I think you're just afraid of independent, empowered black women.

Only when they're empowered by white supremacy.

Would totally smash though.

She ain't no Stacy Dash though.

*grunt*

What about Ana Kasparian?

I mean yeah sure. I wouldn't be as hot and bothered about her calling me a limp dick queer and spitting in my face while I nutted in her though.