I've always liked the idea of hunting people in a forest tbh (or at the very least, tying them to a chair in a theater while I present several Powerpoints/rambling TED talks basically about my current obsessive interests alternated with my theories about what's wrong with all my family members, with song and dance numbers in between, so basically a tortuous unending one-woman variety show). Especially Jeff Bezos (he would get the torture labyrinth though, not a variety show). I'm very non-threatening however so I would need my powered exoskeleton and trained cassowaries to assist me.

Give me a Grinch costume and a machete and I'll make your Bezos fantasies a reality.

Please.

Literally me watching the security camera footage from my lair to make sure he is being properly terrorized:
https://i.imgur.com/v3Vk1nP.jpg

So what's happening, I lost track, are there any more legal or other avenues for Trump to remain president, is he still fighting? Can we crack open the champagne or should we wait for the inauguration?

I like how Biden was like, "Ewww, gross, no, don't dump that on me."

He's trying to egg on a revolt.

His die hards that aren't coping so well have been threatening it for a while but they keep moving the goal posts on at what point that should happen.

Trump is right about one thing, Kemp should resign since he stole the election through racist voter suppression.

https://www.npr.org/2020/09/05/90996...ary-appearance

She would’ve been the first black woman governor in American history because DEMOCRACY! I mean, it’s only fair that there’s never been a black woman governor if that’s what the majority wants. Will of the people and all that.

Read that as "kill all the people" at first. Probably closer to what you mean. :laughing:

That’s pretty wild

Damn this fool ain’t got no quit

got my 600 bucko wired into my account from daddy yannkee

Should have got them to wire it direct to the strip club, save time.

The AP

Trump election lawyer Lin Wood calls for Pence to be ‘executed by firing squad’

He is a living, breathing Venn diagram of right-wing garbage.

We may disagree on the why but hell yes on the what.

https://i.imgur.com/JokPUC4.jpg

The view out my main living room window since like...early October.

Obviously there are a ton of ****s around me with Trump signs still up but at least I don't have to see those every single day. These people have been politicizing their children's ****ing trampoline that faces a road that leads directly to multiple schools for months with no indication that it's coming down any time soon.

Get a bullhorn and start reading Mao quotes at them.

As satisfying as that sounds, I'm choosing to just...keep to myself as much as possible. Don't want to be painting any targets on my back if I can avoid it in an area as ****ing wacky as northern, semi-rural Indiana.

Sneak into their backyard at night and replace the Trump banner with an Antifa flag.

Is that like a barn or something? Why doesn’t that HUGE wall have any windows?

That would be fitting, those people sound like pigs

Those windows it does have look like an afterthought, too. That building is a monstrosity. Besides that though it looks like a beautiful place to walk your dog. I like the bleak wintery look. The bare trees and the brown grass. It’s a nice little piece of earth. That banner is obnoxious af though. It looks like a used car lot thing.

Yes it's clearly a barn.

Are barns really that tall?

It's honestly one of the ugliest houses in any of the suburbs around me, and it happens to be facing one of the major roads. Pretty gross. Also poorly maintained as you can observe that hideous black algae on their roof.

I'm guessing that big wall is where their kitchen and like a bathroom are, so I guess that's why the lack of windows. Still a gross looking house. Obviously my hatred for them is accelerated by the Trump banner

It looks exactly how I picture rural central US. A weird magical land.

Can you google the Zillow estimate on it or the property tax valuation? Obvs no link or anything I’m just curious if they have an approximate value listed for it.

I’ve spent some unfortunate time in rural Tennessee (actually there’s some cool **** there) and seen lots of barns (I get that’s not a barn -thankfully for the animals) but I mean that is freakishly ugly. And not just urban decay ugly. Someone planned that thing.

That thing would probably get burnt down in the south for ****ing up property values and I’m not even joking.

Can't find the exact house but a similar one on the same street has a "Zestimate" (****ing Zillow lmao) of $191,139

There has to have been at least one suicide in there.

Hell there’s probably a child being molested in there right now.

^lol+cringe
But that's exactly what's so romantic and appealing about America. That specific combination of beauty and ugliness, this picture is a great example

You’d need someone without an iota of esthetics

Which wouldn’t be a problem

I guess if you’re a tourist. Which is totally legit. What little I’ve seen of Europe all had cohesive architecture that I found very pleasant. I went to Belfast and people were like oh it’s so ugly but I thought the architecture was very impressive.

also just to paint the full picture here:

https://i.imgur.com/NxOd0l2.jpg

My backyard isn't ALL bad. This lovely sort of natural fence of foliage and **** goes down into a little creek. Helps make the yard feel a lot more private which I value personally. During the spring/summer our yard gets all sorts of birds and bunnies and frogs and ****. Only makes the winter more depressing...there's ****ing nothing out there except cold and wind during this season.

That's a lovely view, only it's a pity that it's so flat. That **** could be Holland

It's a first world country strapped to a third world country.

An odd combination of fence materials to be sure.