I just looked up Romanian prison conditions and apparently they've managed to have bed bugs but no beds. Have fun, Andy.

https://www.coe.int/en/web/cpt/-/cou...h%20bed%20bugs.

Multiple rape allegations from the UK with a recording of him admitting it and they decided it wasn't sufficient enough evidence.

fun fact: bed bugs don't actually need beds to survive

We had a massive problem with them in the program. My first experience with them. Apparently some drug addicts are of the opinion that if you smoke a bed bug with a crack pipe it gets you high. I'm not making this up lol.

Thanks, Professor Buzzkill.

If the idea of crackheads smoking bed bugs to try to get high kills your buzz then I don't want you in my life

Teacher's pet factual corrections kill my buzz. The story was just an excuse. It is a good story though.

What are you even talking about? The "bed bugs don't actually need beds" thing? Lol.

Bro, I know you. You saw a factual inaccuracy you could exploit to make yourself look smart with a fun story and you raised your hand to "Well actually" the whole class.

Which factual error did I rush to correct is all I'm asking. Cause the "bed bugs don't actually need beds" comment was completely tongue in cheek.

Bitch don't be coy, you ****ing loser.

Why can't you answer the question? It seems like you got nothing but "I know you, bro!" Stop being such a pussy and spit it out already.

You can claim the bed bugs correction was just a comment but we both know you're a petty bitch.

So just be clear then. You think I was sincerely trying to inform you that bed bugs don't need beds. I was just piggybacking on your line that the prison had bed bugs but no beds you ****in [***], lol. It's obvious that they don't actually need beds they just live in the wood and ****. Can't believe this is what you decided to take me to task for and then call me petty afterwards.

Tldr you got nothing on me, hoe

Yes I think you are that petty a bitch.

You're a moron.

I don't wanna interrupt your intimate conversation but keep your love language limited to the insults that are not forbidden slurs ffs

This argument gave me depression.

Man, this really seems like the beginning of the end for the grifters circus of the right-wing.

Alex Jones, Daddy Trump, Steve Bannon, now Andrew Tate. I noticed after the midterms bloodbath a lot of the "this woke stuff is out of control" crowd quietly changed subjects. Anyone know where I can offload this snakeoil?

I'm blanking right now but what's that word that rhymes with fly babies?

A link was found between asthma and gas stoves so they're buying gas stoves to own the libs.

...yes

I see business opportunities.

Crackheads trying to get high off bugs is the kind of mental image I log on the internet for and the reason jwb is my favorite poster on here.

Have you considered becoming the William S. Burroughs for the fentanyl age? I'll buy your autobiographical first novel.

it's obvious that if I go long enough in a thread without saying anything you actually want to fight about, you'll just pull any old bed bug out of your ass and start a fight about that to get my attention.

are you occult hawk?

"I do not read books. I DON'T read books. I NEVER read books"

I CAN'T READ BOOKS! I CAN BARELY FIT THEM IN MY MOUTH!

Sir Sic definitely hit the nail on the head here

Is he a troll though?

I don't know how he could say all he does with a strait face then



I think I pissed my pants from laughter the first time I heard this one

Has he sniffed a tricycle?

Bed bugs come from beds, not asses. Idiot.

One lucky bed bug just happened to find a warm hiding place

https://media.tenor.com/9cCPiuOePWQAAAAC/bugs-bug.gif

That guy was before my time but the few posts by him I've seen looked embarrassing. Doesn't look like he was doing ironic racism, let's put it this way

He's quite the character.

But should absolutely stay away from high schools.

I don't believe in the concept of new members to MB tbh.

jwb: "Keep walkin' new boy (cocks shotgun) we don't want your sort around here!"

Racist

It happens occasionally - even if they don't normally stick around long.

Ayn Marx

DianneW

music_collector

That guy who had a Marvin Gaye stamp as his avatar

Ando here? Anyway, I think he pops in and out.

* has to wonder to himself whether he would have made the list if not for recently showing up again..... *


Whatever happened to/with Roxy?

No. You would not have made that list.