Not to mention the great ideas and philosophical discourse I can have with the voices.

Ain't that a bitch? I spelled it with an A originally but saw he had o. I figured it was right since he's a doctor.

If they're playing some tasty guitar licks then I'm taking you off the meds.

It's from my personal stash. man

Licking guitars usually isn't very tasty.

I have one that smells like maple syrup. Doesn't taste like maple syrup tho.

It is if you cover it in LSD tabs.

Very true.

My friend once got a used guitar from a pawn shop that was used by someone who did acid a lot. He found this out because he played it four a couple of hours (you know how kids are with their new toys) and had a full on acid trip by absorbing it through his skin. When you do acid, you sweat it out in case you were wondering how the **** that happened.

What im really wondering is what kinda songs he came up with during those hours.
i imagine he felt he was progressively getting better at the guitar for no apparent reason.

Probably couldn't understand why he kept trying to set his guitar on fire.

My trio use to jam while on acid and tape it. Listening back there'd be quite a bit of disarray but there'd also be a lot of stuff where we locked into things and came up with some pretty amazing music.

Not me, is it...? :shycouch:
To be Fear, you have to be this guy...
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/...20130228141607
You know we all want to.
You mean he got high by osmosis? :yikes:

Yup, similar to how Albert Hoffman discovered the effects of the drug.

Ffs I just realized I made that typo.

This feels like the spam thread, seriously.

You don't like spam?

high quality stuff in the last ~10 pages everybody

I'm a mod, I'm not supposed to like spam. Unless its semi interesting and in my spam thread. I have been going through 12 pages per thread right now through the lounge and it's all just chatting about nothing. What a dump.

boss: a new [store] is opening up in Issaquah!
boss: they're gonna need a little help for a few days!
boss: they're already getting a ton of donations!

staff: awesome!

boss: their store is about the size of our entire women's department

staff: ...................

That's because you didn't participated in it. :rolleyes:

Wrong thread, mom.

Oh shit

yeah that one was meant for the spam thread

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

Quantity vs Quality and chardonnay?

It's about the same really.

EDIT: Meant for LiL, I got ninja-d.

^lol at being disgusted by the politics of corporate thrift stores.

nevermind what you might find if you put your hand in a pocket of the merchandise

I'm sober right now. :laughing:

nah I'm just wondering why they're making such a big deal out of a tiny-ass store.

Damnit!

... or if your lucky you might find some chump change.

we've found everything from used crack pipes to pocket rockets.

Do you get to resell them too?

when I was a hip teenager I didn't even mind if that old man coat pocket didn't quite open because it was stuck together with... something:eek:

I just wanted those old man clothes! It was the 90s son. oh my god thrift stores are so gross/for gross people

I only know a pocket rocket as a minibike or a dick.. neither are found in clothes.

Vibrating dildo

dried *** or old chewing gum. That's what's in thrift store pockets

You think sorting through it is bad, try unloading the trailers where the product starts.

oh my god, no thanks!

Its my job. Its pretty disgusting. But I get a great workout.

So is it safe to say you have more semen on your hands after a hard day's work than after five minutes in front of your computer?

Yes. Since I don't find my computer that attractive.

Roxy Rollah - I could spend all day listening to your road rage messages that you leave me, you wonderful pissed off example of glorious womanhood.

Trollheart - Comes up with many many great ideas on a regular basis and then alienates most of the forum from them by over complicating them with bizarre scoring methods, pointless rules, micromanaging every single little detail and having an aneurysm any time anybody shows any hint of individuality. Why he never worked in a DHSS office is a total mystery to me he'd be perfect for it.
Repeat after me....
"It's just a bit of fun"
"It's just a bit of fun"
"It's just a bit of fun"
"It's just a bit of fun"
"It's just a bit of fun"
"It's just a bit of fun"

Chula Vista - I'm not really interested in Led Zeppelin, or looking at pictures of his daughter, his ravioli collection or his opinions in most lounge threads which to me resemble a drunk guy in the corner of a pub trying to prove how macho he is and only succeeding in falling off a chair and pissing his pants.
Which covers about 99.9% of his posts.
The other 0.1% in the foodbox are fine though.

JustinJJustin - Currently has 275 posts
274 of these are "Welcome to MB.

What are some of your favorite bands/artists? "

Batlord & LadyIsLingering - Get a ****ing room, or at least use the ****ing shoutbox.

Ki - Get some testicles

WhateverDude -
Vomits all over the forum
Apologises
Vomits all over the forum
Apologises
Vomits all over the forum
Apologises
repeat ad infinitum

Pet_Sounds - He's kind of borderline overexposed and I feel like he could go either way. At the moment I'm ok with him .....just. But if I keep on seeing his name every 3 or 4 posts per thread he could become annoying very quickly.

Neapolitan -Still got no ****ing clue what this guy is on about most of the time.

Bob. - Still the coolest bastard here.

Oriphiel - Like a less cool. more pretentious Bob.

John Wilkes Booth -
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