My signature pretty much sums it up. I've accepted that everyone here sees me as John Wilkes Booth, but with emotions.

This is neither the first, nor the second time our sexual tension has been pointed out. I'm gonna have to agree with Urban here, assuming of course that LiL springs for the hotel.

Oriphiel: the kind of person who thinks Barbra Streisand is hot.

YOU CHEAP ASS MOTHA****IN COCK SUCKIN BASTARD....oh yeah I bet you drive slow as **** too.... ;) Glad I can make you laugh Urb. ;)

I'll at least go halfsies on quarters for the vibrating bed.

Yea except for the fact Urban compared you to Bob,not JWB.
I dont see you that way.Who is every one? I know you didnt try and give my opinion for me.

And btw Bob is cool as hell and you sir just can't compete.

I like her, sure, but if you really think that I find her sexually attractive, then you don't know me very well.

Twas a joke. JWB is a jerk, but he gets a pass because he's direct, and his lack of emotions gives him a sort of honesty and a redemptive quality. Whereas I am simply a jerk, with no such qualities to redeem my behavior.

Also, I've never tried to pass myself off as "cool", so Bob can keep all of his gold medals from the Cool Olympics.

Riiiiiight helpful hint ,good jokes dont need to be explained.

Mr Testicles McNuts at your service.

Seriously. Your girlfriend's a bitch. You need to give her a good smack every once in a while.

urban - actually i'm just autistic

I thought putting her out on the deck at night so I could sleep peacefully was enough. I mean, she likes to knock on the sliding door super loud, but you learn to cancel it out.

i have to agree with roxy. stop being cheap man you could use the practice.

The quote from me is not a compliment.

The practice?

Yeh man. You need to practice wasting your money like the rest of the US population and then bitch about how poverty stricken you are.

SHUT UP WHITE 1%er

Go back to Mexico!

Can we just give her floaties and send her to Cuba? It's cheaper and more environmentally friendly.

That's just racist. Not all Mexicans are Cubans.

it would cost you nothing to bring her to mexico so long as you sell her to the cartel once you get there

And then I can set myself up as a Coyote when I get there. Brilliant!

Looks like my rating's gone down over the past eleven months…

Some of that could be because I do most of my posting during a two hour block in the evening.

But thanks for the mention--even if you seem to dislike most of my favourite bands, I owe you an immeasurable debt for introducing me to David Bowie and Paisley Underground.

Sure..... and black people don't need floaties to swim. You're so ignorant.

Dude, black people don't swim anywhere they'd need floaties.

Why? The best jokes are often the ones that you don't get at first, and require you to actually think to understand them. It's much more satisfying that way.

I know it isn't, which is why I put it in my signature. Insults are just as telling (if not even more so) than compliments, whether or not they tell more about the insulted or the one who insults.

open water is easily the worst shark movie ever made

4 pages of shit in 5 hours.
Looks like Roxy & Vanilla had a point, some of you never know when the hell to shut the **** up.

True. But now we're all going to argue about who you meant by "some of you". :rolleyes:

your forum would be dead without people who don't know when to shut the **** up

Urban = successfully trolled

And in my defense, I am maintaining one of the most active music discussion threads on the forum ATM. So I've earned my spam.

in my defense, you haven't banned me so it's your fault if i spam your forum

In my defense, I... oh wait, I don't spam.

Would you rather go back to about a year ago when this place was practically a ghost town?

I dunno bruh

But you are right most of the posts in this thread over the past few months are dog****, 0/10 tier

Let me stop you before you hurt yourself. Shut up once and a while.

Learn some ****ing self control animal lover.

i only respond to force. otherwise i do whatever i want.

The prophecy hath been fulfilled.

I wouldn't tempt them.I asked for my infraction and it was granted.A ban is granted just as easily.

tempting them is more fun than falling in line. i'm willing to stop posting here tbh if that's what they want. rather do that than filter myself.