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Old 03-12-2006, 01:40 AM   #161 (permalink)
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You should stick to making awful songs

Obviously I'm taking the piss, but you know, hint hint.
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Old 03-17-2006, 07:19 AM   #162 (permalink)
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Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland."
The other guys responds proudly, "Yes, that I am."
The first guy says, "So am I. And where about from Ireland might you be?"
The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."
The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I. And what street did you live on in Dublin?"
The other guys says, " A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."
The first guy says, "Faith and it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?"
The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."
The first guy gets really excited and say! s, :And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"
The other guy answers, "Well now, let's see, I graduated in 1964."
The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 too."
About this time a woman walks in to the bar, sits down and orders a drink.
The bartender walks over to her shaking his head and muttering, "It's going to be a long night tonight."
The woman asks, "Why do you say that?"
The bartender replies, "The Murphy twins are drunk again."


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Old 03-17-2006, 11:02 AM   #163 (permalink)
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oh god it wasn't overly funny but it did make me laugh a little haha..
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Old 03-17-2006, 12:25 PM   #164 (permalink)
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what do michael jackson and a silver medalist have in common?



they both came in a little behind.
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Old 03-17-2006, 02:26 PM   #165 (permalink)
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^ OOO! O thought i had heard them all....That one is...Disgusting haha
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Old 03-20-2006, 04:40 PM   #166 (permalink)
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You guys wanna hear a joke?




















Women's Rights.
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Old 03-20-2006, 04:43 PM   #167 (permalink)
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I don't get it =\
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Old 03-20-2006, 04:44 PM   #168 (permalink)
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I don't get it =\
Christ lad, if you don't get it you never will, it's like Opera, you never get it but you learn to appreciate it.
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Old 03-20-2006, 05:04 PM   #169 (permalink)
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Sorry to the jews but its funny

Who's the best Jewish cook?
Hitler
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Old 03-20-2006, 05:21 PM   #170 (permalink)
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1. Hitler wasn't Jewish
2. That joke is in horrible taste
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