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Old 08-21-2005, 06:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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right, bit nervous. first post after introducing meself and all that.
*cough* right...here goes.

why could'nt jean luc picard go the toilet?















because it was 'engaged'.

oh dear, its not going very well.

i'll get my coat.
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Old 08-21-2005, 08:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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whats red and white on the outside and gray on the inside?


















Cambells Cream of elephant soup!
hhahaha i seriously saw that in a joke book and wanted to be shot
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Old 08-22-2005, 02:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
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what takes up space and is no fun
















This thread.
do u get it? huh? huh? well do ya? do ya get it punk?
Honestly there's already a crap joke thread. Its called Reverse Racism.
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Old 08-22-2005, 07:07 AM   #4 (permalink)
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What shampoo do english people use?












Pantene.
gotta hurt...
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Old 08-22-2005, 12:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Can I be the one to do the "Whats brown and sticky" joke? Classic...







Bet no one can guess Im talking about a stick, right? CAUSE ITS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE.
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.

ZINGGGGG!!
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 08-22-2005, 02:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster—one that would service all of his many hens. When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied: “I have just the rooster for you. Henry here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!”

So the farmer took Henry back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house, though, he gave Henry a little pep talk: “Henry,” he said, “I’m counting on you to do your stuff.” And without a word, Henry strutted into the henhouse.

Henry was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, until Henry had finished having his way with each hen. But Henry didn’t stop there.

Henry went into the barn and mounted all of the horses, one by one, and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house, where he did the same. The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief cried out, “Stop, Henry!! You’ll kill yourself!!”

But Henry continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.

Well, the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Henry lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Henry. The farmer walked up to Henry saying, “Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you’ve gone and killed yourself. I warned you little buddy.”

“Shhhhhhh,” Henry whispered, “The buzzard’s getting closer.”
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Old 08-22-2005, 02:30 PM   #9 (permalink)
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^ thats pretty funny!

^borderline crap joke
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Old 08-22-2005, 04:35 PM   #10 (permalink)
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