offensive jokes *giggles* (track, quote, Harp)

right-track · 04-16-2006, 04:53 AM

^ Your from Birmingham...aren't you.

TrampInaTux · 04-16-2006, 04:56 AM

uh huh. I ain't a zulu though, so I guess I've got that going for me.

right-track · 04-16-2006, 05:02 AM

A powerful tornado has swept through the city of Birmingham in the West Midlands.

The twister struck earlier today, cutting a swathe of devastation through the districts of Kings Heath, Moseley, Quinton, Balsall Heath, and Sparkbrook.

Mercifully, there are no reports of any fatalities but initial estimates put the cost of the damage as high as £7.50.

A spokesman said, "Thank God it didn't hit Aston, it would have cost us millions in improvements".

TrampInaTux · 04-16-2006, 06:00 AM

Haha very funny. As if we never heard that one before. Anyways, I come from Solihull which is a very classy area. Everything is overpriced, the people look down on me when I wear anything with a hood and old men can be seen going to Dillons dressed up in suits.

So piss off you stupid manc!

right-track · 04-16-2006, 07:59 AM

I googled jokes about Brummies and Birmingham (seeing as I didn't know any) and this is all I could come up with.
Is it that boring?

A definition of Birmingham.

Large British city that is a bit like a bath that's just been vacated by a rugby team... ie. there's scum around the outside and fuck all in the middle.

TrampInaTux · 04-16-2006, 08:13 AM

That's not even worth me looking for a Mancurian joke.

right-track · 04-16-2006, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hobojesus

That's not even worth me looking for a Mancurian joke.

What's a Mancurian?
Do you people type with a speech impediment as well?

TrampInaTux · 04-16-2006, 08:29 AM

*MANCUNIAN! Jesus. For that comment I'm looking for a Manc joke right now. You're going down bitch.

TrampInaTux · 04-16-2006, 08:31 AM

Manchester United have apparently set up a call centre for fans who are troubled by their current form.

The number is 0800 10 10 10.

Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users.

Once again the number is

0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing

TrampInaTux · 04-16-2006, 08:32 AM

Q: What do Manchester United Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

04-16-2006, 04:53 AM	#201 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	^ Your from Birmingham...aren't you.

04-16-2006, 04:56 AM	#202 (permalink)
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,418	uh huh. I ain't a zulu though, so I guess I've got that going for me.

04-16-2006, 05:02 AM	#203 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	A powerful tornado has swept through the city of Birmingham in the West Midlands. The twister struck earlier today, cutting a swathe of devastation through the districts of Kings Heath, Moseley, Quinton, Balsall Heath, and Sparkbrook. Mercifully, there are no reports of any fatalities but initial estimates put the cost of the damage as high as £7.50. A spokesman said, "Thank God it didn't hit Aston, it would have cost us millions in improvements".

04-16-2006, 06:00 AM	#204 (permalink)
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,418	Haha very funny. As if we never heard that one before. Anyways, I come from Solihull which is a very classy area. Everything is overpriced, the people look down on me when I wear anything with a hood and old men can be seen going to Dillons dressed up in suits. So piss off you stupid manc!

04-16-2006, 07:59 AM	#205 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	I googled jokes about Brummies and Birmingham (seeing as I didn't know any) and this is all I could come up with. Is it that boring? A definition of Birmingham. Large British city that is a bit like a bath that's just been vacated by a rugby team... ie. there's scum around the outside and fuck all in the middle.

04-16-2006, 08:13 AM	#206 (permalink)
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,418	That's not even worth me looking for a Mancurian joke.

04-16-2006, 08:29 AM	#208 (permalink)
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,418	*MANCUNIAN! Jesus. For that comment I'm looking for a Manc joke right now. You're going down bitch.

04-16-2006, 08:31 AM	#209 (permalink)
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,418	Manchester United have apparently set up a call centre for fans who are troubled by their current form. The number is 0800 10 10 10. Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users. Once again the number is 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing

04-16-2006, 08:32 AM	#210 (permalink)
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,418	Q: What do Manchester United Fans and sperm have in common? A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.