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Old 04-24-2006, 03:23 PM   #231 (permalink)
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Jesus I've had to explain this one many times. K, so (this is why it is *supposed* to be funny) you rape the little girl and she crys, then you wipe the blood on your willy from the raping onto her teddy. She cries again.
I got it.
I laughed.
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Old 04-24-2006, 03:24 PM   #232 (permalink)
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And that is why you are cooler then these other people that thought I was sick and twisted for saying it.
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Old 04-24-2006, 03:47 PM   #233 (permalink)
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Well, it is only a joke.
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Old 04-24-2006, 04:25 PM   #234 (permalink)
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There's nothing funny about raping a child.
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Old 04-24-2006, 04:27 PM   #235 (permalink)
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It's a JOKE!
Lighten up.
It's not like Moses is going to rape a little girl & wipe blood on her teddy bear.
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Old 04-24-2006, 04:28 PM   #236 (permalink)
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It's a JOKE!
Lighten up.
It's not like Moses is going to rape a little girl & wipe blood on her teddy bear.
It is sick though.
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Old 04-24-2006, 04:29 PM   #237 (permalink)
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that reminded me of a couple.

whats black and blue and doesn't like sex?







the 4 year old in my basement.

by a cpuple i meant i was gonna post one and i was too much of a woos to post the rest of them....
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Old 04-24-2006, 04:30 PM   #238 (permalink)
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Yes it is sick.
But.. it's still funny.
I guess I'm a bad person..
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Old 04-24-2006, 04:39 PM   #239 (permalink)
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Everyone is entitled to their opinion. My opinion is, it's crass, insensitive, and shows incredibly bad judgement to even post it. I'm surprised it wasn't deleted.

I haven't read any of this thread at all. I have no interest in reading jokes that are in poor taste, although I harbor no ill will for those who do. Not everyone finds everything funny. That's why I clicked on it and clicked on the last page, just to post the joke I posted.

I'm not bashing moses at all. People can post whatever they choose to post. I can choose to read it or not read it. I wouldn't have ever seen it, if it didn't happen to be right before what I posted.

People have the right to say "C'mon, it's a joke", as well. It doesn't mean it's funny. I wonder if there are any posters in here right now who have, in fact, been molested or abused at a young age. I wonder how funny they think it is.

A bit extreme to think that way, I suppose some would say.
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Old 04-24-2006, 05:22 PM   #240 (permalink)
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To get off the child molesting topic:


A man is putting in some carpet. By the time he gets done he puts up his beer and looks around at the carpet, not seeing anything unsual, he puts his hand over to light up a cig. but notices that they arent there. The spot hit him, there was a small bump in the carpet. So noticing that boxes can be smashed pretty easily, he stomps in the box and promptly flattens the edges with his hammer. Getting up and admiring his work he finds his cig.s sitting on the windowseal opposite him. While contemplating this strange find, his daughter ran in looking very distressed and asked if he had seen her hamster.
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