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Old 10-24-2006, 08:10 AM   #411 (permalink)
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Ya' momma's so stupid she thinks Ferra Faucet is a kitchen designer.
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Old 10-24-2006, 11:13 AM   #412 (permalink)
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HEY!!! i am soooooo offended
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Old 10-25-2006, 03:05 PM   #413 (permalink)
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Ya' momma's so dirty she made Speed Stick slow down.
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Old 10-25-2006, 03:31 PM   #414 (permalink)
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you watch too much MTV
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Old 10-25-2006, 05:01 PM   #415 (permalink)
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And your momma's so dirty she made right-track turn left.
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Old 10-25-2006, 05:02 PM   #416 (permalink)
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your mama gives free moustache rides
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Old 10-25-2006, 05:06 PM   #417 (permalink)
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My momma's got a thicker moustache than your daddy.
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yo mama's got a bigger penis than your daddy
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Old 10-25-2006, 05:08 PM   #419 (permalink)
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My mum is a nice person.
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