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Old 10-25-2006, 05:10 PM   #421 (permalink)
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My mum is a nice person.
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Old 10-25-2006, 05:11 PM   #422 (permalink)
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Oh sorry...I thought it was a 'Compare Your Mum Thread'.
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Old 10-25-2006, 08:39 PM   #423 (permalink)
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momma jokes are horrible.
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Old 12-02-2006, 12:04 PM   #424 (permalink)
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why do blondes wear panties?
-to keep their ankles warm



Whats the hard part about raping a deaf chick?
-Remembering to cut her hands off so she cant tell anybody
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Old 12-12-2006, 08:53 AM   #425 (permalink)
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How do yoy starve a negro?
-put his foodstamps in his workbooks.


How many negros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-2. 1 to screw it in and 1 to drive the pink cadillac.


Whats the difference between a hardworking negro and bigfoot?
-bigfoot's been spotted.


Whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead negro in the road?
-Theres skidmarks leading to the dog.
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Old 10-28-2013, 11:09 AM   #426 (permalink)
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bumping old thread for dirty jokes lol


a stork brings a white baby
a crow brings a black baby
what brings no baby?


a swallow
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Old 10-28-2013, 10:42 PM   #427 (permalink)
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Ok enough with this small talk. We're just wasting both our time acting like we are enjoying this. I can't hold it in any longer. I started off by declothing you in my mind, then we proceeded to kissing slowly moving down to each other's private areas. You were getting pretty heated at this point I don't know if you were thinking straight but you told me to hog tie you to the bed and punish you and you also said to grab the army men out of the game closet, needless to say I obliged. This is where it got a little weird. I asked you where you wanted it and you said," Blow in my belly button, trudge through it with the army men and act out the D-day invasion." Now I'm sitting here with my penis in hand curious to what that might be like. So if you're down to put our
own spin on this momentous historical event I can swing by Toys"R"Us on the way over. Are we going to pound this thing out or are you going to let my Womb Warriors die another meaningless death at the hands of my fap sock?
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Old 11-04-2013, 02:59 PM   #429 (permalink)
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