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Old 11-05-2013, 01:33 AM   #431 (permalink)
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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Old 11-05-2013, 01:39 AM   #432 (permalink)
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Old 11-05-2013, 01:45 AM   #433 (permalink)
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Old 11-05-2013, 01:51 AM   #434 (permalink)
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lmao! tru. He rly did need it.
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Old 11-05-2013, 09:27 AM   #437 (permalink)
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It's a thread about offensive jokes so it should be assumed that some of them might actually be offensive. If you're easily offended then maybe you should stay out of a thread about offensive jokes.
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Old 11-05-2013, 01:40 PM   #438 (permalink)
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It's a thread about offensive jokes so it should be assumed that some of them might actually be offensive. If you're easily offended then maybe you should stay out of a thread about offensive jokes.
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seems like a thread suitable for this vid.


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