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Old 12-06-2013, 06:39 PM   #441 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2013, 08:44 AM   #442 (permalink)
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So why did the bitch stay with him in the first place...?
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Old 12-07-2013, 08:55 AM   #443 (permalink)
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That's so wrong, but perfect at the same time.
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Old 12-09-2013, 01:14 PM   #444 (permalink)
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What's the difference between a straight man and a vibrator?
A vibrator lasts for more than five minutes.

How does a straight woman know she's dreaming?
She orgasms in the dream.

What's the difference between a straight man and a piece of ****?
A piece of **** doesn't beat his wife.
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Old 12-09-2013, 01:57 PM   #445 (permalink)
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A joke that works well regionally

Q: "What's the difference between (insert wealthiest suburban city, in Seattle it would be Bellevue) women and (insert working class blue collar neighborhood, in Seattle the example would be Ballard) women"

A: "(Ballard) women have *fake* jewelry and *real* orgasms"
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Old 12-09-2013, 02:01 PM   #446 (permalink)
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So why did the bitch stay with him in the first place...?
He left het now she wants sympathy and pity so its extra funny to me nobody gave it to her



Guys we gon have to up the ante on the offensive jokes.
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Old 12-09-2013, 02:13 PM   #447 (permalink)
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Regarding drink driving. I've done it once and I'm really ashamed of it. It was Christmas - I'd had a couple of drinks and I took the car out. But I learned my lesson. I nearly killed an old lady. In the end I didn't kill her. In the end, I just raped her.

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Old 12-09-2013, 02:16 PM   #448 (permalink)
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Regarding drink driving. I've done it once and I'm really ashamed of it. It was Christmas - I'd had a couple of drinks and I took the car out. But I learned my lesson. I nearly killed an old lady. In the end I didn't kill her. In the end, I just raped her.

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One time I drove sober. never again.
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Old 12-09-2013, 02:24 PM   #449 (permalink)
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Regarding drink driving. I've done it once and I'm really ashamed of it. It was Christmas - I'd had a couple of drinks and I took the car out. But I learned my lesson. I nearly killed an old lady. In the end I didn't kill her. In the end, I just raped her.

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i lold. thats what im talkin bout


speakin of rape, i actually stopped a potential rape the other nite. she didnt thank me or anythin, just ran away screamin. all i had to do was stop chasin her.
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Old 12-09-2013, 02:27 PM   #450 (permalink)
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Haha. Excellent.
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