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Old 08-03-2016, 03:34 PM   #571 (permalink)
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It is, when a 12 year old says it.
Godzilla's sense of humor is like that of a small child.
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The Batlord is amazing man. He loves some fine woman and he gets horny easily. What is better than that.
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Old 08-05-2016, 07:24 PM   #572 (permalink)
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What's the difference between acne and a pedo?

Acne waits until you're 12 before it comes on your face.
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Old 08-05-2016, 08:08 PM   #573 (permalink)
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I remember my uncle's friends told me this one once when I was like 4:
Why did the black man screamed while he pooped?
He thought he was melting
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Old 08-05-2016, 08:16 PM   #574 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2016, 08:18 PM   #575 (permalink)
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^ Proof batlord has the brain of a 4 yr old.
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Old 08-05-2016, 08:20 PM   #576 (permalink)
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Here's a joke for everyone. Wolves in Sheepskin

.... I'll see myself out.
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Old 08-05-2016, 08:21 PM   #577 (permalink)
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^ Proof batlord has the brain of a 4 yr old.
It's funny cause black people are the color of poo.
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Old 08-05-2016, 08:24 PM   #578 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2016, 10:32 PM   #579 (permalink)
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I told this to Batlord a while back.

What's the worst part about being a black jew?

Having to sit in the back of the oven.

I'm sorry...
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Old 08-05-2016, 10:44 PM   #580 (permalink)
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Thanks, we include quite a bit of good comedy in our music. Like our debut, Bay Beef: A King.
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