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Old 08-07-2016, 04:05 PM   #591 (permalink)
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What’s 7 inches long and hasn’t been sucked in over 4 years?

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Old 08-08-2016, 10:10 PM   #592 (permalink)
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I believe OJ pronounces it "Relegedly".
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Old 08-15-2016, 04:07 AM   #593 (permalink)
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The most offensive joke I've been told recently goes like this:

A muslim walks into a bar, what does he say?




Shots for everyone!




(sincere apologies to any muslim reading this)

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Old 08-15-2016, 07:35 AM   #594 (permalink)
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^ thats not even offensive tho
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Old 08-15-2016, 07:44 AM   #595 (permalink)
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How long does it take a Muslim to have a shit? 9 months.
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Old 08-15-2016, 08:12 AM   #596 (permalink)
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i dont get it
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Old 08-15-2016, 08:15 AM   #597 (permalink)
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Old 08-15-2016, 08:16 AM   #598 (permalink)
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im not brown tho. a lot of muslims arent. lame joke.

unless you actually mean all muslims are pieces of **** so when a muslim lady gives birth shes taking a dump

then its funnier.
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^ thats not even offensive tho
That certainly depends who you say it to! Believe me on that one.
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