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Raine · 09-02-2006, 01:28 AM

As you guys know I have a thing for dumb blonde jokes.
here are some of the best ones I've ever heard

Q: Why is a blonde like a shotgun?
A: Give her a cock and she'll be ready to blow.

Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Cuz everyone gets a turn.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and most men?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.

Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?
(one of my favorites)

Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex?
A: Their Mommies told them never to speak to strangers.

It's even more important to realise the big difference between blondes and bitches - a blonde will screw anyone, whilst a bitch will screw anyone but you...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde with a PHd in Psychology?
A: She'll blow your mind, too.

Q: What did the blondes left leg say to her right?
A: As if they've ever met!

Q: What is blonde, brunette, blond, brunette ...?
A: A blonde doing cartwheels.
(well i thought it was funny)

Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
A: There's a fold-up bed in the Stock room and permanent smiles on the Bosses' faces.

Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex?
A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.

Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only get three of your fingers inside a bowling ball.

Q: Why is a blonde like railway tracks?
A: Cos she's been laid all over the country.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast?
A: There's fewer crabs in the Atlantic.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: A Rooster says in the Morning - "cockll-doodlle-doooooo", while a blonde shouts, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

feels good to be asian

09-02-2006, 01:28 AM	#11 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,519	As you guys know I have a thing for dumb blonde jokes. here are some of the best ones I've ever heard Q: Why is a blonde like a shotgun? A: Give her a cock and she'll be ready to blow. Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: Cuz everyone gets a turn. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and most men? A: The blonde has the higher sperm count. Q: Why did the blonde cross the road? A: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!? (one of my favorites) Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex? A: Their Mommies told them never to speak to strangers. It's even more important to realise the big difference between blondes and bitches - a blonde will screw anyone, whilst a bitch will screw anyone but you... Q: Did you hear about the blonde with a PHd in Psychology? A: She'll blow your mind, too. Q: What did the blondes left leg say to her right? A: As if they've ever met! Q: What is blonde, brunette, blond, brunette ...? A: A blonde doing cartwheels. (well i thought it was funny) Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: There's a fold-up bed in the Stock room and permanent smiles on the Bosses' faces. Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too. Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a bowling ball? A: You can only get three of your fingers inside a bowling ball. Q: Why is a blonde like railway tracks? A: Cos she's been laid all over the country. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast? A: There's fewer crabs in the Atlantic. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: A Rooster says in the Morning - "cockll-doodlle-doooooo", while a blonde shouts, "Any-cock'll-doooo." feels good to be asian __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche