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Electric Eye 11-20-2005 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bungalowbill357
If I were a mod, i would ban you

If i were a mod i would, get knighted.

bungalow 11-20-2005 11:32 PM

You do not deserve to be living.

sleepy jack 11-20-2005 11:33 PM

If i were a mod, I'd ban everyone but
big3
aita
riseagainstrocks
hookers
jesus,angie
blueeyedsuicide
vanilla
merkaba
jibber
fenix
imonyldancing
ladyluckrules
edge
thrice
pastor
xEmochicKx
Franscar

and other people i cant think of.

then id throw private parties without you n00bs bitchin'

Electric Eye 11-20-2005 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk
If i were a mod, I'd ban everyone but
big3
aita
riseagainstrocks
hookers
jesus,angie
blueeyedsuicide
vanilla
merkaba
jibber
fenix
imonyldancing
ladyluckrules
edge
thrice
pastor
xEmochicKx
Franscar

and other people i cant think of.

then id throw private parties without you n00bs bitchin'

if i was a mod i would legalise medical acid.

dirt mcgirt 11-20-2005 11:49 PM

yo son, if i was a mod id ride roun' on my scoota pickin up bob-haired bitchez an gettin into rumbles wif da rockerz.

bungalow 11-20-2005 11:50 PM

strait up hommes

sleepy jack 11-20-2005 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by dirt mcgirt
yo son, if i was a mod id ride roun' on my scoota pickin up bob-haired bitchez an gettin into rumbles wif da rockerz.

*picks up gangxta dictionary*

Yo brethern i dont dig yo 'tude so brizing it and a word to yo mutha.


EDIT: ooer im such a whitie..

Music Is Pwnage 11-21-2005 12:00 AM

i will never....

1. speak a full sentence of chinese
2. throw pennies at abraham lincoln

Music Is Pwnage 11-21-2005 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk
If i were a mod, I'd ban everyone but
big3
aita
riseagainstrocks
hookers
jesus,angie
blueeyedsuicide
vanilla
merkaba
jibber
fenix
imonyldancing
ladyluckrules
edge
thrice
pastor
xEmochicKx
Franscar

and other people i cant think of.

then id throw private parties without you n00bs bitchin'

vote misfitspunk for president!





NOT MODERATOR!!!!!

sleepy jack 11-21-2005 12:03 AM

Oh and Music Is Pwnage is now on that list.
Hell if i were president.
Id just kill them all instead of ban them.
then make my own soictety and id be king and aita my queen.
and id keep all hot chicks to be whore slaves to the males.
and hot males to be whore slaves to the females.

Music Is Pwnage 11-21-2005 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk
Oh and Music Is Pwnage is now on that list.
Hell if i were president.
Id just kill them all instead of ban them.
then make my own soictety and id be king and aita my queen.
and id keep all hot chicks to be whore slaves to the males.
and hot males to be whore slaves to the females.

how does that work? a slave with a slave?

sleepy jack 11-21-2005 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Music Is Pwnage
how does that work? a slave with a slave?

Well you see i have a select group of people *the list* that are not slaves.
and the hot males slave for the females on that list.
and hot females slave for the males on that list.

Music Is Pwnage 11-21-2005 12:22 AM

oh cool! id enjoy having a bunch of hot chicks doing what i tell them to.

sleepy jack 11-21-2005 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Music Is Pwnage
oh cool! id enjoy having a bunch of hot chicks doing what i tell them to.

So would i http://www.musicianforums.com/forums...ns/naughty.gif

cept i have a queen http://www.musicianforums.com/forums...ns/naughty.gif

and damn im gonna get killed when she reads this...

maybe even beaten http://www.musicianforums.com/forums...ns/naughty.gif

Scarlett O'Hara 11-21-2005 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demon hunter
17. and i have had plenty (too many to count) opertunities to give head but like i said "EEHH GROSS!" and i don't get that low i don't care how much of a way of your life it is (vanilla-SICK!)
oh and jibber, i am a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:finger:

It's not sick, it's a pleasent experience!

sleepy jack 11-21-2005 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla
It's not sick, it's a pleasent experience!

I dissagree.
I hated it it had a weird taste in my mouth.
But hey whateva floats your boat.
and WHY ARENT YOU ON MSN.
Tis midnight i have no one to talk to :(

Cheese 11-21-2005 12:56 AM

Hmm. Fascinating.


Very,very,very fascinating

I really should get out more or stop smoking illicit substances or both.
*sings I'm a little teapot and runs for the nearest fire exit*

Scarlett O'Hara 11-21-2005 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk
I dissagree.
I hated it it had a weird taste in my mouth.
But hey whateva floats your boat.
and WHY ARENT YOU ON MSN.
Tis midnight i have no one to talk to :(

Well you obviously have been sucking the wrong penis's!

Demonhunter is such a like, hold out!

Coming...

boo boo 11-21-2005 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk

Those are very perverted looking smileys.

pastor of muppets 11-21-2005 04:19 AM

they bitchin'

adidasss 11-21-2005 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk
If i were a mod, I'd ban everyone but
big3
aita
riseagainstrocks
hookers
jesus,angie
blueeyedsuicide
vanilla
merkaba
jibber
fenix
imonyldancing
ladyluckrules
edge
thrice
pastor
xEmochicKx
Franscar

and other people i cant think of.

then id throw private parties without you n00bs bitchin'

*is deeply hurt*

adidasss 11-21-2005 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk
I dissagree.
I hated it it had a weird taste in my mouth.
But hey whateva floats your boat.
and WHY ARENT YOU ON MSN.
Tis midnight i have no one to talk to :(

em...........uh.............so.......like......... .err........

Spikey 11-21-2005 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by adidasss
em...........uh.............so.......like......... .err........

you talk by msn? Lucky Misfitpunk...:) Looks to me like you've run out of things to say..Maybe shouldn't talk by msn anymore

Jonah 11-21-2005 06:27 AM

Will never:

Eat Meat
Discriminate

holdyoualways 11-21-2005 07:06 AM

two things i most likely will never do:
1. have sex
2. and have more sex

not because i dont want to, dont get me wrong.

DontRunMeOver 11-21-2005 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonah
Will never:

Eat Meat
Discriminate

1. Become a vegetarian
2. Stop regarding vegetarianism as suspicious behaviour

Spikey 11-21-2005 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver
1. Become a vegetarian
2. Stop regarding vegetarianism as suspicious behaviour

1. listen to anything you say about vegies
2. Take what you said as being nice:)

DontRunMeOver 11-21-2005 07:41 AM

You didn't LISTEN to what I SAID about veggies in the first place. You READ what I TYPED about them. In addition, I didn't directly refer to vegetarians - except for in reference to myself as somebody who isn't and won't ever be one.

Two more things I won't ever do:
1. Go back to Nairobi by choice
2. 'Let it lie'

Spikey 11-21-2005 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver
You didn't LISTEN to what I SAID about veggies in the first place. You READ what I TYPED about them. In addition, I didn't directly refer to vegetarians - except for in reference to myself as somebody who isn't and won't ever be one.

Two more things I won't ever do:
1. Go back to Nairobi by choice
2. 'Let it lie'

It was a joke*

DontRunMeOver 11-21-2005 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spikey
It was a joke*

And I won't 'let it lie'.

demon hunter 11-21-2005 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla
It's not sick, it's a pleasent experience!

this is what makes you sick!!!!!!!!!

demon hunter 11-21-2005 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla
Well you obviously have been sucking the wrong penis's!

Demonhunter is such a like, hold out!

Coming...

guess i am biatch!!

half_baked87 11-21-2005 01:35 PM

1. listen to an entire micheal jackson song without making at least one assonine comment.
2. vote conservative

THE GOLDEN STRING 11-21-2005 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonah
Will never:

Eat Meat
Discriminate

but you will eat cheese and fish and drink milk ?

Merkaba 11-21-2005 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by holdyoualways
two things i most likely will never do:
1. have sex
2. and have more sex

not because i dont want to, dont get me wrong.

:eek:

Do you have a fever?:)

holdyoualways 11-21-2005 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merkaba
:eek:

Do you have a fever?:)

actually i have been quite sick for the past couple of days

which makes me quite repulsive (among other things)

which explains the above list :)

bungalow 11-21-2005 04:11 PM

1. Take advice from boo boo
2. Believe anything Fenix says

right-track 11-21-2005 04:24 PM

1. Buy a boy band cd.
2. Like rave music.

Scarlett O'Hara 11-21-2005 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demon hunter
guess i am biatch!!

Yip sure are. Don't knock something until you've tried it!

bungalow 11-21-2005 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla
Yip sure are. Don't knock something until you've tried it!

You're just making yourself sound like a whore.....Oh wait....I forgot.....


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