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Fat girls need lovin' too... but they gotta pay:pimp: |
1. splosh wif levis mom
2. splosh w/ levi |
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that was good but you have already said two things to never do so... go get the sagetti and mustard bitch |
*flees in terror*
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1. Go to church
2. Work in an office |
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I am. Oral sex is still very taboo, and associated with prostitution. I regard a girl who gives head alot to be very slutty. |
put catsup on my ice cream
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1. Solve the problems of the world.
2. Solve the problems of my world. |
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1. Join the army 2. Support war |
I have my own wars to fight also. bush is such a joke... how the hell can clinton get impeached for LYING about getting a blow job and george bush not get impeached for LYING about the main cause of going to war. more people have died in trying to get oil then in dessert storm, and most by friendly fire.
has anyone noticed how other countries have soldiers that are ****ing crazy mean guys, wereas us soldiers are kids out of high school with no inhibitions? I support crazy kids that have killed things all there lives going to the army, but no one else. we have so many crazy serial killers and none are put to good use. |
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ahhh haha... I have 3 friends there... whats "hardcore" facts, and whats right to you? do you have all the answers?
was'nt that guy video of a guy getting beheaded enough for you? I know war is brutal, and it has to be, but what do you know? |
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Haha.. I say **** bush in support of clinton... Clinton was a cool dude and its rediculous his lie is worst then bushes lie. no one has hardcore facts that clinton got a blow job(other then that dress thing)and it just isnt that serious. its nature. thats what I wrote........ just read what I wrote before trying to demean me.
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I never wrote anything about greenday.I dont think I did...
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the albulm? the only good albulm they had was dookie, I haven't heard any of there songs since the last episode of seinfeld....
haha, I looked back at what I wrote and I was supporting you at first and you jumped all over me and then you took it back.maybe your alittle too judgmental if you have to take back what you say. |
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My friend Jimmy is picking up Roxanne with friendly flirting techniques while at the local Burger King having a stormload of strawberry smoothie desserts? :pssst: |
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The stupidist part about all this, is that I never actually said I do it all the time, people just assumed because I don't think there's anything wrong with trying it, even at least once, that I do it all the time. I never talked about my personal life, or my morals. |
No, i'm pretty sure you said c0cksucking is a way of life and no guy would like you unless you did. Hey I'm all about demoralizing women, but that was a little too much for me to...swallow... But, I want to come clean and make sure you dont gag on any of my remarks.
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Oh, nice puns by the way Hookers, like it. |
- listen to Mcfly!
- wear burberry! |
i will never:
smoke do drugs |
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and DontRunMeOver, until you have an opinion on the topic at hand, don't post. And I know that having morals makes me and my comments ridiculous, but isn't it also ridiculous that some people would regard such a personal act with such frivality? |
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D.A.R.E. is working! THE WAR ON DRUGS HAS BEEN WON! http://www.barganews.com/doggybag/war%20on%20drugs2.jpg ok, what about now? |
I bet at some point your gonna take medical drugs.
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^ That was clever. I've done a drug trial before. For $3000 I was willing to give up three weekends and submit my arms to a crapload of needle insertions.
The drugs weren't anything too dangerous as they had previously been released over in Europe for people who suffered from Osteoporosis. But after a few months people were having trouble digesting the pill and breaking it down into the system. And so the pill sat in peoples stomachs and proceeded to creating ulcers and other unpleasantries. So what the clinic down here was testing was an attachment. The wee attachment was supposed to allow the main drug to be absorbed better. And if it didn't work, well chances are I would have ended up with a sore tummy. But it was all sweet, I should hear about the results of the research sometime next year. The worst part about doing it was actually staying at the clinic. Even though it's like a first class clinic (think of first class plane trips), it was still terrible. The same meals every night I was there, the same dry heat that had to be kept high for research purposes. And the fact you weren't allowed to do any exercise, it was dreadful. $3000 kept me going though;) |
Sounds like a sweet job...but the food has to be a downer.
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Before each dinner you had to swallow a calcium tablet the size of a bullet, I didn't think throats were that big!
Yes the food...lunch...a salad croissant with what tasted like grass, a heap of dried tomato and some fetticini that could have been mistaken for travelling through the human body once already. The best bit was the white chocolate muffin, which felt like a earning a gold medal after running a marathon. |
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mmm...I'm more of a brownie person :) |
Haha if ya say so, anything would have been good after that meal though.
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There could be worse things...try going buying a Yoohoo and opening it to drink it to only find out it is 3 years old after you drank half of it and then you can't get a refund for it. |
I had the same sort of thing happen to me today. Bought some M&M's, chowed into them, looked at the Best Before date... oh would you look at that, it's 2 months old. Son of a bitch.
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