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mosesandtherubberducky 11-21-2005 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Snickers
1. Never flash someone
2. Never have sex with a really fat girl.


Fat girls need lovin' too... but they gotta pay:pimp:

bungalow 11-21-2005 09:56 PM

1. splosh wif levis mom
2. splosh w/ levi

mosesandtherubberducky 11-21-2005 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by bungalowbill357
1. splosh wif levis mom
2. splosh w/ levi


that was good but you have already said two things to never do so... go get the sagetti and mustard bitch

bungalow 11-21-2005 10:04 PM

*flees in terror*

Cheese 11-22-2005 12:43 AM

1. Go to church
2. Work in an office

blackTshirt 11-22-2005 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Music Is Pwnage
1. touch a computer keyboard
2. go on musicbanter.com

does that mean you're dead?

DontRunMeOver 11-22-2005 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by mosesandtherubberducky
that was good but you have already said two things to never do so... go get the sagetti and mustard bitch

Well there might be more than two things that one person will never do. Some people are more conservative than others (these people also tend to do more cocaine).

riseagainstrocks 11-22-2005 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla
Are you saying that sucking **** is whorish?


I am. Oral sex is still very taboo, and associated with prostitution. I regard a girl who gives head alot to be very slutty.

crimepartner 11-22-2005 03:21 PM

put catsup on my ice cream

right-track 11-22-2005 03:33 PM

1. Solve the problems of the world.
2. Solve the problems of my world.

sleepy jack 11-22-2005 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track
2. Solve the problems of my world.

Women aye? ;)


1. Join the army
2. Support war

crimepartner 11-22-2005 04:01 PM

I have my own wars to fight also. bush is such a joke... how the hell can clinton get impeached for LYING about getting a blow job and george bush not get impeached for LYING about the main cause of going to war. more people have died in trying to get oil then in dessert storm, and most by friendly fire.
has anyone noticed how other countries have soldiers that are ****ing crazy mean guys, wereas us soldiers are kids out of high school with no inhibitions? I support crazy kids that have killed things all there lives going to the army, but no one else.
we have so many crazy serial killers and none are put to good use.

sleepy jack 11-22-2005 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by crimepartner
I have my own wars to fight also. bush is such a joke... how the hell can clinton get impeached for LYING about getting a blow job and george bush not get impeached for LYING about the main cause of going to war. more people have died in trying to get oil then in dessert storm, and most by friendly fire.
has anyone noticed how other countries have soldiers that are ****ing crazy mean guys, wereas us soldiers are kids out of high school with no inhibitions? I support crazy kids that have killed things all there lives going to the army, but no one else.
we have so many crazy serial killers and none are put to good use.

Gosh i hate people like you. Do you have any hardcore actual facts to prove this? Other then what the media has stuffed down your throat?

crimepartner 11-22-2005 04:07 PM

ahhh haha... I have 3 friends there... whats "hardcore" facts, and whats right to you? do you have all the answers?

was'nt that guy video of a guy getting beheaded enough for you? I know war is brutal, and it has to be, but what do you know?

sleepy jack 11-22-2005 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by crimepartner
ahhh haha... I have 3 friends there... whats "hardcore" facts, and whats right to you? do you have all the answers?

was't that guy getting beheaded enough for you? I know war is brutal, and it has to be, but what do you know?

No i dont have all the answers dont be a d*ck and think im that much an eltist prick and i never said war was good or i supported it all the stupid facts you listed are the same ones that get shoved down our throat by corporate fat cats daily who never actually back up its just the same damn claims made by green day fans and idiots who think theyre cool for being anti war and saying f*ck bush.

crimepartner 11-22-2005 04:17 PM

Haha.. I say **** bush in support of clinton... Clinton was a cool dude and its rediculous his lie is worst then bushes lie. no one has hardcore facts that clinton got a blow job(other then that dress thing)and it just isnt that serious. its nature. thats what I wrote........ just read what I wrote before trying to demean me.

sleepy jack 11-22-2005 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by crimepartner
Haha.. I say **** bush in support of clinton... Clinton was a cool dude and its rediculous his lie is worst then bushes lie. no one has hardcore facts that clinton got a blow job(other then that dress thing)and it just isnt that serious. its nature. thats what I wrote........ just read what I wrote before trying to demean me.

I wasn't trying to demean you seeing as you have friends over there you could probaly back up the facts its just the typical people ranting about that are 12 year olds who listen to green day all day and think they know what they're talking about.

crimepartner 11-22-2005 04:22 PM

I never wrote anything about greenday.I dont think I did...

sleepy jack 11-22-2005 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by crimepartner
I never wrote anything about greenday.I dont think I did...

You didn't its just the majority of people that say that stuff all their facts come from american idiot.

crimepartner 11-22-2005 04:28 PM

the albulm? the only good albulm they had was dookie, I haven't heard any of there songs since the last episode of seinfeld....

haha, I looked back at what I wrote and I was supporting you at first and you jumped all over me and then you took it back.maybe your alittle too judgmental if you have to take back what you say.

sleepy jack 11-22-2005 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by crimepartner
the albulm? the only good albulm they had was dookie, I haven't heard any of there songs since the last episode of seinfeld....

haha, I looked back at what I wrote and I was supporting you at first and you jumped all over me and then you took it back.maybe your alittle too judgmental if you have to take back what you say.

Probaly i just thinks its lame a bunch of preteens think they know whats going on when all they know is "21000 people died and green day says its bad" and thats all they know about the war.

Trauma 11-22-2005 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by crimepartner
then in dessert storm, and most by friendly fire.

What's that Lassie?!
My friend Jimmy is picking up Roxanne with friendly flirting techniques while at the local Burger King having a stormload of strawberry smoothie desserts?
:pssst:

crimepartner 11-22-2005 04:53 PM

? dont be vague, tell me with force.

Scarlett O'Hara 11-22-2005 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by riseagainstrocks
I am. Oral sex is still very taboo, and associated with prostitution. I regard a girl who gives head alot to be very slutty.

So are you saying you would not accept oral sex from your girlfriend/partner?

The stupidist part about all this, is that I never actually said I do it all the time, people just assumed because I don't think there's anything wrong with trying it, even at least once, that I do it all the time. I never talked about my personal life, or my morals.

hookers with machineguns 11-23-2005 02:35 AM

No, i'm pretty sure you said c0cksucking is a way of life and no guy would like you unless you did. Hey I'm all about demoralizing women, but that was a little too much for me to...swallow... But, I want to come clean and make sure you dont gag on any of my remarks.

DontRunMeOver 11-23-2005 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by riseagainstrocks
I am. Oral sex is still very taboo, and associated with prostitution. I regard a girl who gives head alot to be very slutty.

Hahaha! This is one of the funniest things I've read on here in a long time. Sorry, I can't even stop giggling at how ridiculousness this comment sounded to me to post anything with more substance right now.

Oh, nice puns by the way Hookers, like it.

one_more_atrocity 11-23-2005 08:24 AM

- listen to Mcfly!
- wear burberry!

punkangel18 11-23-2005 12:46 PM

i will never:

smoke
do drugs

riseagainstrocks 11-23-2005 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla
So are you saying you would not accept oral sex from your girlfriend/partner?

I didn't say I was against it. I said if a girl gives alot of dome to alot of guys that is very slutty.

and DontRunMeOver, until you have an opinion on the topic at hand, don't post. And I know that having morals makes me and my comments ridiculous, but isn't it also ridiculous that some people would regard such a personal act with such frivality?

riseagainstrocks 11-23-2005 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by punkangel18
i will never:

smoke
do drugs

good call.

ArtistInTheAmbulance 11-23-2005 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by punkangel18
i will never:

smoke
do drugs

D'you drink?

hookers with machineguns 11-23-2005 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by punkangel18
i will never:

smoke
do drugs

Look at this. Look at this.

D.A.R.E. is working! THE WAR ON DRUGS HAS BEEN WON!


http://www.barganews.com/doggybag/war%20on%20drugs2.jpg
ok, what about now?

sleepy jack 11-23-2005 05:52 PM

I bet at some point your gonna take medical drugs.

Merkaba 11-23-2005 06:15 PM

^ That was clever. I've done a drug trial before. For $3000 I was willing to give up three weekends and submit my arms to a crapload of needle insertions.

The drugs weren't anything too dangerous as they had previously been released over in Europe for people who suffered from Osteoporosis. But after a few months people were having trouble digesting the pill and breaking it down into the system. And so the pill sat in peoples stomachs and proceeded to creating ulcers and other unpleasantries.

So what the clinic down here was testing was an attachment. The wee attachment was supposed to allow the main drug to be absorbed better. And if it didn't work, well chances are I would have ended up with a sore tummy.

But it was all sweet, I should hear about the results of the research sometime next year.

The worst part about doing it was actually staying at the clinic. Even though it's like a first class clinic (think of first class plane trips), it was still terrible. The same meals every night I was there, the same dry heat that had to be kept high for research purposes. And the fact you weren't allowed to do any exercise, it was dreadful. $3000 kept me going though;)

mosesandtherubberducky 11-23-2005 07:40 PM

Sounds like a sweet job...but the food has to be a downer.

Merkaba 11-23-2005 07:51 PM

Before each dinner you had to swallow a calcium tablet the size of a bullet, I didn't think throats were that big!

Yes the food...lunch...a salad croissant with what tasted like grass, a heap of dried tomato and some fetticini that could have been mistaken for travelling through the human body once already. The best bit was the white chocolate muffin, which felt like a earning a gold medal after running a marathon.

mosesandtherubberducky 11-23-2005 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Merkaba
Before each dinner you had to swallow a calcium tablet the size of a bullet, I didn't think throats were that big!

Yes the food...lunch...a salad croissant with what tasted like grass, a heap of dried tomato and some fetticini that could have been mistaken for travelling through the human body once already. The best bit was the white chocolate muffin, which felt like a earning a gold medal after running a marathon.


mmm...I'm more of a brownie person :)

Merkaba 11-23-2005 07:57 PM

Haha if ya say so, anything would have been good after that meal though.

mosesandtherubberducky 11-23-2005 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Merkaba
Haha if ya say so, anything would have been good after that meal though.


There could be worse things...try going buying a Yoohoo and opening it to drink it to only find out it is 3 years old after you drank half of it and then you can't get a refund for it.

Merkaba 11-23-2005 08:02 PM

I had the same sort of thing happen to me today. Bought some M&M's, chowed into them, looked at the Best Before date... oh would you look at that, it's 2 months old. Son of a bitch.


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