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Old 11-05-2007, 08:20 PM   #301 (permalink)
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I will never.....

1. Have sex with my sister,

2. Be able to punch Victoria Beckham in the face, knock her to the ground, stamp on her head and set David Beckham free.
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Old 11-05-2007, 08:50 PM   #302 (permalink)
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1. Never gonna give you up
2. Never gonna let you down

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1. Never gonna run around and desert you
2. Never gonna make you cry

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1. Never gonna say goodbye
2. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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Old 11-05-2007, 10:27 PM   #303 (permalink)
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2 things I will never do in my life?

Stop being so damn up with the "cool cats" and their "groovy" lingo.

Turn my nutsack into a tobacco pouch.
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Old 11-05-2007, 10:35 PM   #304 (permalink)
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1. Never gonna give you up
2. Never gonna let you down

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1. Never gonna run around and desert you
2. Never gonna make you cry

Also

1. Never gonna say goodbye
2. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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Old 11-11-2007, 05:06 PM   #305 (permalink)
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Paris Hilton
Britney Spears
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Old 11-11-2007, 10:21 PM   #306 (permalink)
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Paris Hilton
Britney Spears
You wouldn't do these two? why not? just think of all the money you would make selling your story to the press! It mght even make you famous!
(anyone got Britney's and Hiltons phone numbers?...I deserve to be rich)
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Old 04-24-2009, 09:57 PM   #307 (permalink)
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1: Leap facefirst from speeding car to pavement (on purpose, anyway)
2: Shake a baby - they're better stirred
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Old 04-25-2009, 09:14 PM   #308 (permalink)
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1. go a day without finding something I want to vandalize, but can't....
2. makeout with a dead puppy
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Old 04-25-2009, 09:29 PM   #309 (permalink)
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Heroine and phycial man love. Unless some crazy **** happens and I hit rick bottom living on the street and resort to physical man love for heroine.

Also, wouldnt ever **** a big fishes brains out like a boss, thats just dumb.
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