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mosesandtherubberducky 11-23-2005 08:06 PM

That happened to my friend 3 years ago...poor soul...now he is sporting a fo-hawk and wearing girls pants...poor poor soul...Worst I've gotten was eating at a Golden Coral that had a Salmanella posioning deal...that made my view on Mondays go from it just being Monday to it being "I wonder what stomach virus I'm going to get today"

bungalow 11-23-2005 09:15 PM

HAHA...that is the Golden Corral right by my old house in Marietta.....there was like, 3 or 4 people in my neighborhood who got salmonella that week

Fenixpunk 11-23-2005 09:30 PM

1. Give away my last beer.
2. Kick a man when hes down.

BlueEyedSuicide 11-23-2005 10:19 PM

-Sing karyoke in a public place..Sober, anyways
-Become my mother

Scarlett O'Hara 11-24-2005 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by hookers with machineguns
No, i'm pretty sure you said c0cksucking is a way of life and no guy would like you unless you did. Hey I'm all about demoralizing women, but that was a little too much for me to...swallow... But, I want to come clean and make sure you dont gag on any of my remarks.

Lol that was a joke post, I can't believe people on here would believe I have that state of mind!

I liked the pun, but maybe you should try a taste of your own, "medicine".

Scarlett O'Hara 11-24-2005 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by riseagainstrocks
I didn't say I was against it. I said if a girl gives alot of dome to alot of guys that is very slutty.

and DontRunMeOver, until you have an opinion on the topic at hand, don't post. And I know that having morals makes me and my comments ridiculous, but isn't it also ridiculous that some people would regard such a personal act with such frivality?

Fair enough! I agree, since you've put it in context.

DontRunMeOver 11-24-2005 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by riseagainstrocks
I didn't say I was against it. I said if a girl gives alot of dome to alot of guys that is very slutty.

You didn't say that. You added the "a lot of guys" part when you made your last post. That completely changes the context. Claiming to have typed one thing when you've in fact (whatever your initial intentions) typed something different might make your comments ridiculous. Having morals certainly doesn't make you ridiculous. Although again, 'morals' might seem a misnomer to other people if they involve saying that person A fits into category B because they do C when in fact there isn't any direct logical connection between items B and C.

In addition, I'm unaware of there being some special association between oral sex and prostitution. Certainly no greater connection than there is between prostitution and full sexual intercourse/condoms/money/women in general, in that prostitution tends to involve all of these factors. The factors themselves, however, taken individually, don't deserve to have some immediate association made with prostitution.

riseagainstrocks 11-24-2005 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver
You didn't say that. You added the "a lot of guys" part when you made your last post. That completely changes the context. Claiming to have typed one thing when you've in fact (whatever your initial intentions) typed something different might make your comments ridiculous. Having morals certainly doesn't make you ridiculous. Although again, 'morals' might seem a misnomer to other people if they involve saying that person A fits into category B because they do C when in fact there isn't any direct logical connection between items B and C.

In addition, I'm unaware of there being some special association between oral sex and prostitution. Certainly no greater connection than there is between prostitution and full sexual intercourse/condoms/money/women in general, in that prostitution tends to involve all of these factors. The factors themselves, however, taken individually, don't deserve to have some immediate association made with prostitution.


I'm sorry, it was implyed in the first statement, not explicitly written. I'm confused on your "logic" for the last part of that first paragraph as well.

It goes without saying that intercourse with multiple partners is slutty. Oral sex is given much less thought. I am merely pointing out that (in my mind) it is the same if not more so (slutty) than intercourse.

DontRunMeOver 11-24-2005 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver
Although again, 'morals' might seem a misnomer to other people if they involve saying that person A fits into category B because they do C when in fact there isn't any direct logical connection between items B and C.

By this I was using:

A = a girl
B = slutty behaviour
C = oral sex in general

In which you were saying that a girl who performs oral sex a lot is slutty. What I was saying is that its not reasonable to call a girl slutty purely for performing oral sex, however often this may occur, as it depends entirely on the context. This description DOES encompass, for example, a married woman who gives her husband oral sex every day and never has an other kind of sexual contact with anybody else. Of course, you may still view this as slutty, in which case I'm afraid I will have to continue finding your opinion on this matter to be silly.

That was the statement as you'd ACTUALLY written it to begin with. The implied meaning, which you pointed out later and which isn't obvious in the original post (as implications rarely carry through on the internet) would fit my 'logic' as:

A = a girl
B = slutty behaviour
C = giving lots of oral sex to lots of different men

So now you were saying that a girl who gives lots of oral sex to lots of different men is slutty. I have to agree with this, although even then I'd say it depends partly on the context...

riseagainstrocks 11-24-2005 09:22 AM

Word to all of that. I didn't state myself clearly enough. Context is important and implication does not carry through the internet.

demon hunter 11-26-2005 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla
Are you saying that sucking **** is whorish?

I thought being a whore was to sleep around and/or get paid for it.

no, sucking **** is skankish.

jibber 11-27-2005 12:11 AM

^so someone who's been in a committed relationship for years who gives her boyfriend head is a skank?

demon hunter 11-27-2005 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by jibber
^so someone who's been in a committed relationship for years who gives her boyfriend head is a skank?

ok. sorry i didn't think of it that way. if you just go around giving head to anyone that comes around. that's skankish.

jibber 11-27-2005 12:37 AM

^yes i agree with that. huh, i've never actually answered this question. maybe i should do that:
1. smoke
2. do drugs (excluding alcohol)

those ones are boring, i'll think of more interesting ones

Cheese 11-27-2005 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by demon hunter
no, sucking **** is skankish.

You saying my fiance is a skank?
I'll kick your a$$:(

Scarlett O'Hara 11-27-2005 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by demon hunter
no, sucking **** is skankish.

Depending on the circumstance my dear!

demon hunter 11-27-2005 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by cheeseman
You saying my fiance is a skank?
I'll kick your a$$:(

i corrected myself and said that if the girl(or guy) just goes around givin head to anybody that comes around. that is skankish.

mosesandtherubberducky 11-27-2005 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by demon hunter
i corrected myself and said that if the girl(or guy) just goes around givin head to anybody that comes around. that is skankish.


True, true...but then again the one that just go around and give head are the ones with the money

cherrychic 11-27-2005 08:28 PM

i will never eat living things or die

bungalow 11-27-2005 10:25 PM

You have probable already done one of those things and the other is inevitable

You guess which goes with which

cherrychic 11-28-2005 02:04 AM

i meant eating things WHILE thier alive and i WILL NOT die.

DontRunMeOver 11-28-2005 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by cherrychic
i meant eating things WHILE thier alive and i WILL NOT die.

I've eaten live ants before! I think they bit the inside of my mouth, so its not recommended.

On the 'not dying' part, wouldn't you say its impossible to die during your life anyway, as the final part of the dying process involves you being dead, so this part cannot be included within the timeframe of 'your life'?

cherrychic 11-28-2005 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver
I've eaten live ants before! I think they bit the inside of my mouth, so its not recommended.

On the 'not dying' part, wouldn't you say its impossible to die during your life anyway, as the final part of the dying process involves you being dead, so this part cannot be included within the timeframe of 'your life'?

YES!!! thank you and since you seem to be so smart and witty can you plz go to the punk forum and type in the thread bout the gov. trying to get it started.

demon hunter 11-28-2005 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by mosesandtherubberducky
True, true...but then again the one that just go around and give head are the ones with the money

sure i guess. but you don't have to be rich to give head to every guy around.

sleepy jack 11-28-2005 10:34 AM

SHUT THE FUCK UP.
God.

"Hey guys i have a good idea! im gonna make a thread then once the subject of sucking dicks comes up! im gonna argue/dicuss it for the majority of the thread! DOESNT THAT SOUND FUN!!?!"

demon hunter 11-28-2005 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
God.

"Hey guys i have a good idea! im gonna make a thread then once the subject of sucking dicks comes up! im gonna argue/dicuss it for the majority of the thread! DOESNT THAT SOUND FUN!!?!"

you kno what? why don't you SHUT THE **** UP. no body asked you to put your ****ing nose in any of this.

sleepy jack 11-28-2005 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by demon hunter
you kno what? why don't you SHUT THE **** UP. no body asked you to put your ****ing nose in any of this.

Oh boo hoo im gonna but my nose in this, its getting stupid. I dont mind spam even i do it. But this getting just stupid. Nearly every thread is turning into a dicussion on one post and has nothing to do with the original topic anymore cause idiots will die to defend themselves in arugement thats all a matter of personal preference.

DontRunMeOver 11-28-2005 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by demon hunter
you kno what? why don't you SHUT THE **** UP. no body asked you to put your ****ing nose in any of this.

Likewise, nobody asked you to start this thread. Being asked for comment has nothing to do with giving it on forums.

You start a thread, you get responses from people. If you don't want people to respond, don't start the thread. If you want to control the responses then sit and home and type messages to yourself. If you don't want to read other people's posts then don't open the threads.

PATROH 11-28-2005 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by demon hunter
you kno what? why don't you SHUT THE **** UP. no body asked you to put your ****ing nose in any of this.

co signed

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe 11-28-2005 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk
Oh boo hoo im gonna but my nose in this, its getting stupid. I dont mind spam even i do it. But this getting just stupid. Nearly every thread is turning into a dicussion on one post and has nothing to do with the original topic anymore cause idiots will die to defend themselves in arugement thats all a matter of personal preference.

word....this is going to far. it happens too much here.

PATROH 11-28-2005 12:06 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^
it seems mp acts like my spoiled little brother

Simona 11-29-2005 04:27 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

LIZard 11-29-2005 07:10 AM

ummmm.......what were we taking about?

jr. 11-29-2005 08:16 PM

1. I'll never use curse words. there are far more descriptive and accurate ways to express yourself.

2. I'll never get tangled up in a discussion about oral sex.

sleepy jack 11-29-2005 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by jr.
1. I'll use curse words. there are far more descriptive and accurate ways to express yourself.

2. I'll never get tangled up in a discussion about oral sex.

Yer...
alive?

Laces Out Dan! 11-29-2005 08:22 PM

1. i wont drive a japaneese car
2. wont drive a japaneese chick ( I lied about that one) rofl

jr. 11-29-2005 08:30 PM

Yes, I'm alive. LOL. I've been working a lot of overtime. Christmas is coming.

I also just had to edit my previous post. I realized I wrote "I'll use swear words". LOL.

jibber 11-29-2005 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by jr.
1. I'll never use curse words. there are far more descriptive and accurate ways to express yourself.

2. I'll never get tangled up in a discussion about oral sex.

sh*t, are you becoming a priest or something?

demon hunter 11-30-2005 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver
Likewise, nobody asked you to start this thread. Being asked for comment has nothing to do with giving it on forums.

You start a thread, you get responses from people. If you don't want people to respond, don't start the thread. If you want to control the responses then sit and home and type messages to yourself. If you don't want to read other people's posts then don't open the threads.

oooooooook......... i agree. i just decided not to respond to responses that (for some reason) piss me off. oh and i didn't post this thread to start defending myself or whatever and i didn't really relize that i would get crap from what i posted but i did. so that is that. now i kno not to post something like that again. (basically i set myself up without relizing it.)

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe 11-30-2005 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jibber
sh*t, are you becoming a priest or something?

heh....kinda made it sound that way didnt he?


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