There was a clock in one the dumpsters at my school and a lunch ladie thought it was a bomb because she heard it ticking. In result we sat outside for half of the day before they found out it was just a clock.

When I was younger this boy just got naked and ran around the classroom and then hid in a cupboard.
Yer.

once saw a dildo in a garbage bin, then when i pointed it out to everyone, a teacher came to see what the commotion was, and took the bin away...

"dildo in the garbage bin"- elton john

my shop teacher cut off half his thumb with a scroll saw.

finger eleven

My teacher once wore a Manure Movers of America sweatshirt to school.
How cool would it be to be recognized by them?!

My 50 year old famale maths teacher naked

:yikes:

made a evil plain to spread around something that was completely true. teacher's tell everyone in the graduation class to go to the gym.. they deny everything that was going around till i stood up and **** the truth.. they could no longer deny, and so i won.. anyways sometimes spreading the truth like a wild rumor just to get the facts out there is a good thing :D

oh and two girls that weren't Gay also went to grad a few years back as a date, and slow danced and on the dance floor and made out hardcore to piss the student body off. oh yea this is in jr.high

i also was the first girl to attack another girl in school. normaly that **** only went on with guys, and normaly out back.. i stuck it to the classroom.. it was warm there :D i was also the first girl to attack a guy to, but that was in jr.high and he got in trouble for starting it strange...

random vote for batman posters around my school during the class praze votes.. hehe it was funny! batman almost won..

5 or 6 girls going to school on halloween dressed up as the dixie chicks when there's only three.

2 girls randomly sitting down in school along with everyone else chatting just before the bell goes and bonjovi - always comes on and they start singing, and everyone stops, and some peopel join in and other people just watch and walk away back words.

10-15 stoners are out back in the smoking area, and so a teacher comes out to check on us and smells weed and is walking around like mad looking for the person with it, and meanwhile no ****ting you it was past to another person right infront of the teacher but becasue there was like 10 15 people there all smoking, and together tightly because about 10 os us are getting high she can't find it.. there's like 6 joing going out plus we all have ciggy's aswell..

a retarded girl slapped the teacher in the mouth for reading to her.

the same retarded girl that grabs her own boobs in class and holds them for long periods at a time.

:laughing:

a guy entering the class with a big cut on his face

and.. my latin teacher who's respected by everyone falling in front of the class on the exam day

Why was she naked in school? Your school seems to be messed up...

maybe it was "performance art". Seems to be a pretty common excuse for people walking around naked in my school.

another odd moment was when my painting proff offered me pot in the stairwell. gotta love a fine art's college.