Weird stuff at school
 

Tell the weirdest sh*t you've seen at school.

I saw a black male at school running around a group of rednecks shouting the south will rise again! Now tell me that sh*t isn't ****ed up.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I saw someone cut their eye open with safety scissors. That was something..

We did have quite a lot of fun turning the entire classroom the other way round while the teacher was out of the classroom.

The other time someone made a cake with their pubes and tried to feed it to the year below. Rough as.

Oh and at the end of the year there's always a prank, one year we had some bloke burst into the assembly with a gorilla costume on throwing bananas evrywhere , chased by a 'zoo keeper' with a water gun.

Edit: Goldfish in our water tank, just there one afternoon..

I saw a midget once.

Some people I know paid for a stripper to come to our school, that was entertaining.

i've cussed out random student in my current school...

there was a riot at my old one and 400+ student got arrested

I was drunk and tackled the tiger mascot during Marching Band on the football field in front of 1,000 people while the game was still going on.
Another time (not including me) someone crashed into the cafeteria with a truck.
That was some pretty ****ed up **** right there.

Stockyard Stoics- Occupational Hazards

I walk down the stairwell to the main floor, open the doors, and right in the middle of the main floor, there's a fat naked chick belting out "freshmen" by the verve pipe a capella. This was her "performance art"

this has happened 4 times so far this year. Only twice by this one girl.

One time my friend Luke broke his finger in Enrichment with a clip (like those heavy duty clips you put on your fridge with the magnets attached to them) out of bordem. It was pretty ****ed up...but funny. hahhaa

Then this other time, Oreo got up and sang&danced to Numa Numa in enrichment...no one said/did anything. But I cracked up.

Can't think of a song to go with that.