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Originally Posted by Shooting Star

I also remember this one time that my school was actually situated on top of a dimensional boundary place that let hell into it, and me and my friends battled demons while dealing with average teenage troubles.

(I use television as a substituion for my lack of cool memories)

Buffy owns.

I feel so lame admitting that , but ohwell.

Oh yeah, and this one time [yesterday actually] we decided not to go to any lessons, so we bought gazillions of bouncy balls from those 20p machines, and set up a stereo system outside on the campus with extension cords and shizz, and played HelloGoodbye really loudly [Yes, we're that cool] and had a huge ball bouncing orgy type thing to music. It was a lotta fun :)

I once had a slightly mentally unstable ICT teacher who said to our class that he would find out where we lived, come round our houses and kill us will we slept, took the school 2 years to get rid of him.

Also when we were at an Alkaline Trio gig my friend spotted his history teacher working as a bouncer. So my friend goes to talk to his teacher and the teacher gives him a fiver not to mention it to anyone.

If it was me I would have wanted more than a fiver to keep quiet.

I accidentally lit some dudes hair on fire in the middle of class once

There was this one time in high school at the end of the day when everyone was leaving, that I was walking down the stairs and my leg gave out and I fell and dropped all of my **** in front of everyone. It's not weird but I'm sure my stories only get worse from here.

SAN FRANCISCO / Fire at school leads to arson charges - SFGate

That happened, back in junior high. I knew one of the kids that did it, too. The article neglects to mention that it was actually almost a third of the hill that was on fire. shit was fuckin scary.

In high school we had a really awful, soulless teacher named Ms.Cement. I mean, she was horrible- ripped up art student's artwork, called people worthless. Everyone knew she was just bitter because she probably hadn't gotten laid since the 70s. But yeah, she was an *******. And someone shat in her office. There were other pranks pulled against her too but that was the worst. One of the funnier ones: We hung this... sculpture from the ceiling above her desk. Every day we added something too it. It started out as a a few paper clips and some pens and by the time she noticed it we'd managed to balance a lamp shade, coathanger, one of those artist's figurine things, and a bunch of other stuff on it to. It was ****ing hilarious. "WHO PUT THAT HERE!?!?!! I MEAN WHAT ON EARTH!? THIS ISN'T EVEN ART!!!" Remember that **** like it was yesterday.