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Mama Booze 02-16-2006 06:49 PM

Crazy Teachers
 
Hey, ever had a teacher go nuts in the middle of a class?
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One time in Kindergarten my over-weight kindergarten teacher freaked out on water-balloon day and walked out of the class lol.

Then today my friend Willy was telling me his health teacher went insane and started yelling "IF YOU SMOKE YOU'RE A JERK, DON'T SMOKE OR YOU'RE A JERK!!" hahaha then apparently this one girl went "I think you're being offensive." Then the teacher said "MAYBE YOU'RE A JERK THEN!!"

.angie. 02-16-2006 06:52 PM

Ahaha. The last one's funny..

Mama Booze 02-16-2006 06:53 PM

Yea I almost died when we has telling me.
He was doing the motions, too.

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-16-2006 07:39 PM

I had this really odd French teacher that was prone to wild mood swings.

One day this kid kept fiddling in his bag so this teacher snatched it off him & chucked it out the window.

Smashing the open window in on the floor below.

BlueEyedSuicide 02-16-2006 07:45 PM

One time.
My math teacher in 8th grade.
Went on this rampage when she found out one of her pet students was getting bullied.
And we got to listen to her RIVETING story of how she was teased in high school.
And she was sobbing hysterically.
I thought she was going to like, physically assult the kids who were doing it.
It was the most entertaining class period of my life

Laces Out Dan! 02-16-2006 07:52 PM

My spanish teacher was like handing out work and someone said something and the bitc.h just flipped......threw the work across the room and ran out of the class...then she came back in and yelled at all of us to close our eyes and put our heads down....about 1/4 of the class didnt and this one girl said dont be pussy's you guys dont have to put your heads down...the teacher replies by screamin "WHO THINKS THEY CAN TALK!" this was last semester

bungalow 02-17-2006 09:30 AM

One time, my teacher called me a niggaHHHHH, and I flipped out about it, and made him explain what he was doing to the entire nation.

holdyoualways 02-17-2006 09:40 AM

ha.
i didnt actually witness this but i was in the next room with a different teacher.
my original homeroom teacher left cuz she was prego. so we got this fairly large & annoying sub teacher. this was in 7th grade mind you. so i was in the next room with the rest of the class in english or somewhat & we hear her literally screaming at this one kid & she was the word "freaking" or something. now in 7th grade, for teacher to one scream at a kid & two say freaking was a big deal. & she was loud too. found out later that she was screaming at a kid who loved to push teachers buttons. i probably wouldve done the same thing.

Laces Out Dan! 02-18-2006 02:39 PM

I've made Subs Cry :)

EDIT: With the help of friends in the class

jazzfromhell 02-18-2006 03:05 PM

My English teacher from last year (who is the subject of many great stories, himself) told us that one time a very old teacher at our school had his students start working on something. He sat down in his chair, and sometime between then and the end of the period, peacefully and silently died. The students in that period didn't notice, and when the bell rang left for the next period. The next class of students came in, and went about their business for something like twenty minutes before one of them decided something must be wrong and went to the office to report that the teacher was apparently dead.


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