purity test (quote)

Lesbian crime spree · 09-23-2006, 06:37 PM

23%

you're 15?

i'm starting to think there're some boastful shennaniagans going on right here. there wasn't an awful lot in there i hadn't done, save for fucking animals, sucking animals, fucking women whilst they're asleep, drugging and raping women, orgies, and eating fruit covered in shit from a woman's arsehole.

which one are you?

right-track · 09-24-2006, 01:00 AM

H.I.M is a devil worshipper and be careful Lesbo, the lad can kill you with a flying sofa.

http://musicbanter.com/showthread.ph...ghlight=wiccan
^ In case your wondering what the hell I'm banging on about.

Kiddies, always wash fruit before eating it.

DontRunMeOver · 09-24-2006, 04:27 AM

Yeah, he loses 75% purity just for being evil incarnate. The other 2% was for urinating on himself.

MURDER JUNKIE · 09-24-2006, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raine

I got a 38.
That test sucks

We really should go out

DontRunMeOver · 09-25-2006, 03:38 AM

Looking at the questions, you could get down to about 50% while still being a pretty average straight person and down to about 40% if you were bisexual. Anyone who goes much below 40% has to be pretty ****ed up.

MoonlitSunshine · 09-27-2006, 01:16 PM

wow. Someone who needs to get out even more than I do....

Urban Hat€monger ? · 09-27-2006, 01:20 PM

I don`t beleive that anyone that can sit down & take the time to answer 412 stupid questions can be as badass as they claim to be.

Lesbian crime spree · 09-27-2006, 03:15 PM

I think you hit the nail on the head there. You have to be a pretty sad bastard.

and i am just that.

Raine · 09-28-2006, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lesbian crime spree

that is impressive. i got 44% and i felt pretty dirty. I can only assume you've had lot's of group sex with people that are asleep and lots of sex in tanks and juggernauts with animals.

or you're telling porkies

it was the questions abuot the drugs that got me.
I took the test twice just to be sure. and 38 was the highest of the two results.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

I don`t beleive that anyone that can sit down & take the time to answer 412 stupid questions can be as badass as they claim to be.

it's not about what kind of ass you have but what you do with it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

We really should go out

Next year

Raine · 11-04-2006, 06:31 PM

I had my boyfriend take this test.
He scored a 91.2

I took this test (now my third time taking it) and I scored under 30. It's like this test is against me.

09-23-2006, 06:37 PM	#31 (permalink)
Lesbian crime spree Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: ...heading your way Posts: 43	23% you're 15? i'm starting to think there're some boastful shennaniagans going on right here. there wasn't an awful lot in there i hadn't done, save for fucking animals, sucking animals, fucking women whilst they're asleep, drugging and raping women, orgies, and eating fruit covered in shit from a woman's arsehole. which one are you? __________________ Golden oldies, Rolling Stones, we don't want them back, i'd rather jack than Fleetwood Mac. New Myspace

09-27-2006, 01:16 PM	#36 (permalink)
MoonlitSunshine Dat's Der Bunny! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,088	wow. Someone who needs to get out even more than I do.... __________________ "I found it eventually, at the bottom of a locker in a disused laboratory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". Ever thought of going into Advertising?" - Arthur Dent

09-27-2006, 01:20 PM	#37 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I don`t beleive that anyone that can sit down & take the time to answer 412 stupid questions can be as badass as they claim to be. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

09-27-2006, 03:15 PM	#38 (permalink)
Lesbian crime spree Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: ...heading your way Posts: 43	I think you hit the nail on the head there. You have to be a pretty sad bastard. and i am just that. __________________ Golden oldies, Rolling Stones, we don't want them back, i'd rather jack than Fleetwood Mac. New Myspace

11-04-2006, 06:31 PM	#40 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	I had my boyfriend take this test. He scored a 91.2 I took this test (now my third time taking it) and I scored under 30. It's like this test is against me. __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

09-24-2006, 01:00 AM	#32 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	H.I.M is a devil worshipper and be careful Lesbo, the lad can kill you with a flying sofa. http://musicbanter.com/showthread.ph...ghlight=wiccan ^ In case your wondering what the hell I'm banging on about. Kiddies, always wash fruit before eating it.