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right-track 09-19-2006 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE (Post 288624)
So give me the rundown on the Salford kiss

That's it...you guessed right, only minus the punch in the bollocks.

MURDER JUNKIE 09-19-2006 03:54 PM

I'm one of those people that has a habit of pissing in my wardrobe, everytime I mix my liquor I piss somewhere innovative. My wife is exstatic when I utilize this talent

right-track 09-21-2006 02:19 PM

Came across this public post review of pubs in my home town. The first known locally as 'The Tolly'.
It was among more serious reviews, this being far more accurate. :laughing:

# I don't believe The Toll Point warrants such a fleeting mention, the establishment is an absolute must for any visitors. It is the place for anyone who wants their personal space invaded by drunken criminals and manhandled by unmarried mothers. Marvel as the big hand on the clock behind the bar travels 3/4's of the way round while you wait in the free-for-all that is 'trying to get served'. The DJ hasn't bought a CD since 1994, but that won't stop him trying to damage your ears with Alex Party & Culture Beat. ps. Don't let the recent hammer murder outside 'The Tolly' put you off your visit, they got him.
# Owing to possible infringement with th lawe! The Kings Head a Pinacle of a place is now closed, Full Stop! As is much of the rest of the town.
# Pubs :- yes lots, in the main selling inconsistent to poor quality beers at exorbitant prices. The hostelries in the main look tired & shabby. Some bordering on possible breaches of Health & Hygiene Legislation. Tended by weary staff that don’t really wont to be there & show it. Management with split personalities, [talk one day and next you’re the invisible man or woman!] some frequenting other pubs more than there own and old hat entertainment!

Violet Cookie 09-21-2006 02:24 PM

I am known to wonder off, dance weirdly, talk random crap and attempt to play the guitar upsidedown on sofas when i'm drunk.

bruise_violet 09-21-2006 02:25 PM

Full-on naked lesbian drunk.

Merkaba 09-21-2006 04:28 PM

I wish I could say that:(

Laces Out Dan! 09-21-2006 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merkaba (Post 289141)
I wish I could be on that:(


Fixed

Lesbian crime spree 09-21-2006 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bruise_violet (Post 289115)
Full-on naked lesbian drunk.


somebody say my na....

oh.

dog 09-30-2006 04:09 AM

i get all lovable to friends. tell them how much i like em. if a girl gives you a lot of attention when drunk, does that mean she might or does dig you in a sober state of mind?

right-track 09-30-2006 04:14 AM

What kind of a drunk am I?

In a word...spectacular!


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