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09-21-2006 02:19 PM |
Came across this public post review of pubs in my home town. The first known locally as 'The Tolly'.
It was among more serious reviews, this being far more accurate. :laughing:
# I don't believe The Toll Point warrants such a fleeting mention, the establishment is an absolute must for any visitors. It is the place for anyone who wants their personal space invaded by drunken criminals and manhandled by unmarried mothers. Marvel as the big hand on the clock behind the bar travels 3/4's of the way round while you wait in the free-for-all that is 'trying to get served'. The DJ hasn't bought a CD since 1994, but that won't stop him trying to damage your ears with Alex Party & Culture Beat. ps. Don't let the recent hammer murder outside 'The Tolly' put you off your visit, they got him.
# Owing to possible infringement with th lawe! The Kings Head a Pinacle of a place is now closed, Full Stop! As is much of the rest of the town.
# Pubs :- yes lots, in the main selling inconsistent to poor quality beers at exorbitant prices. The hostelries in the main look tired & shabby. Some bordering on possible breaches of Health & Hygiene Legislation. Tended by weary staff that don’t really wont to be there & show it. Management with split personalities, [talk one day and next you’re the invisible man or woman!] some frequenting other pubs more than there own and old hat entertainment!
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