you put sex with you on the line?
thats probably not the best idea in the world.

well I already know who she has in mind.
she's trying to play matchmaker and set me up with a certain ex boyfriend.

My biggest prob is the dinner. She said every fast food joint in 20 a mile radius of my house. For one big giant meal.

I show your website to graphic designers and you die from embarrassment after I throw you off of a building and hit you with a ladder..

Maybe throw in some cool wrestling GIF's too. This thread has "PO-TENTIAL" #FingersCrossed

I will you crush you like an empty beer. Like I crush empty beer cans against my forehead.
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I will slam you so hard on the canvas your microchip implant will pop right out of you.
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I will drop kick Stalin half man/half ape right into you. You won't know what hit you.
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You are no match for me. You will be defenseless like a stuff animal. Like a stuff animal squirrel trying to guard its nuts. I will come out of nowhere like a ninja squirrel and take you out.
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I will, I will ... whoa!!!
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My amazing genetics allow me to rise from the dead

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Honestly, I'm rather insulted that you thought you had got the better of me. You clearly have no idea who you're dealing with homie!

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I unleash . . . NINJA MADNESS!!!!!!!

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I then LITERALLY punch off the top part of your head

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I pin you and become the new CHAMPION!!!

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Daiyym Merit;

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