My headless body tries to give you a big hug and you get grossed out, throw the belt at me, and run away hysterically.

as if,
you walk towards me, i take a gun and start shooting.
you have no hands and can't take the belt from me

I join a gang and me and skindredluver bum-rush you and steal the belt:laughing:

skindredluver got bored and left you to fend for yourself.

i kill that dumb whore, have my way with a headless ooj 9since I've enver done that before) bury you in a box of sand you contract a tetanus infection from the open wound and I walk away. belt in hand

After several painful tetanus shots, I finally recover. I track you down at the local free clinic (most likely having your cheating man-whore of a boyfriend tested) and grab the belt from across your waist. Your pants then fall to the ground, revealing white cotton granny panties:laughing: you run away in embarrassment. New Champ!

I'm at a free clinic because I cam in contact with large amounts of your blood (when I cut your head off) and it was rumored you had HIV/AIDS and several STDs.
You come out of nowhere and start harassing me. I mase you, call hospital security, walk away, and take the belt with me

Seeing as Raine has taken an indefinite sabatacle from MB, I strip her of the title and declare myself the new MB World Heavyweight Champion.

My vacation is over, and my reign as MB reigning champ shall contiue.

*oojay hands over the belt without a fight and i resume my title*

Kick to the ovary=new champion!

kick to right nut and then to the left nut.

same champ and my opponent is now a worthless sterile male.