You're slow and fat and asian so I catch you in one second and steal the belt and hide it where you wont find it.

i find you. squish you with my rather firm booty and do a victory dance all of over your face.

I track you down using your electronic house-arrest ankle bracelet. I challenge you to a cage match for the belt. Your boyfriend comes to your aid during the match and immediately gets arse-raped by King Kong Bundy:laughing: while youre busy laughing at his severe bumming, I escape the cage and win my belt back.

While you were busy tracking me down i was setting up a trap. you storm into my house, see me and my boyfriend together, go into a violent rage, forget the belt and while you're busy beating up my boyfriend I go for a knife, stab you in the back, take the belt, and me and my boyfriend go away to Italy for some alone time

*cough*backstabbing whore*cough*:rofl:

yes. that I am.

You "miss" with the knife and "accidentally" stab your boyfriend in the jugular. You take off all your clothes to help stop his bleeding and then realize youre quite horny and you decide to ravage me. I tell you im going out to get more rubbers, take my belt, and am never heard from again.

I accidentally stab my boyfriend in the jugular, I don't get horny (even though oojay is standing in front of me) and I start to bash oojay's brains in because i did something so carefless. once you're borderline comatose I take the belt, my boyfriend's car and i drive to mexico to mourn the death of one of the nicest guys I ever met.

I think they should change the name of this thread to "The oojay and Raine find unique ways to fornicate and kill each other thread":laughing:

You make it sound so dirty.

Its just getting quite redundant. We need some fresh meat in here.

Hui?

In the meantime.
As reigning queen 9despite what oojay's sig says) I'm now making it illegal to come within a 200 centimeter radius of my belt.
Punishment is death by guillotine.

if you're wearing it, that means you're screwed by your own law.

it's with the rest of my trophies and awards and what not. Thanks for the concern though.

Well since Raine is a dumbsh*t she won't ever have the power to make a law, so I strangle her with a cordless phone take a p*ss and walk out with style.

This may be your finest moment:clap::rofl:

Highly amusing.

I just hope you realize that if it's a cordless phone your chances at choking me are greater than strangling me with it

Raine, that was the point. God, some people on this forum have either no sense of humour or are really really stupid

heh i think raine was also joking. i steal the belt while everyone is too busy not fighting or doing anything. wee.

I pile 5 guys in a car and drive by you at the mcdonalds drive through and piledrive you. New Champ.

as a thanksgiving after thought, I have my way with you, stuff you, and put you in a very large oven to bake.

Ladies, come eat :laughing:

I punch you in the ovary and run off with my title. New Champ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, heres how I do it...

I walk into your room with a Tapir, and I say "This is the Tapir, it has the largest penis to any body size ratio, you have one of the smallest. My Tapir ****s all over you." You faint at the size of it's penis, then rather than me pissing on you my Tapir does it and it walks out with style.

you realize that what you just typed is retarded and makes you appear to have down syndrome, so you forfeit the belt to me and walk out in shame.

Pwnt:(

Nuclear Holocaust...

Roaches are new champ.

:(

Nuclear holocaust? good thing im not jewish. I squish the roaches and take back my belt.

I sneak a radioactive roach into your food. it secretes nuclear waste into your system you die and I take the belt.

Thank God for that nuclear holocaust

ive been living next to a nuclear reactor and built up an immunity. i track you down at your boyfriends house and order 200 pizzas in his name. when they deliver them he cant pay and you laugh at him and leave him for me, belt and all.

I hit on the delivery boy, get a discount, pay the newly reduced price, walk to yuor house, knock on the door, rip the belt off your waist, go back to my boyfriend's and have sex.

too bad while you were gone to my house i had my evil twin kidnap your boyfriend, never to be seen again. so your sexual casanova turns out to be me in a mask. you are so thoroughly impressed that you give me the belt, all the pizzas, and non-expiring boob privelages.

I actually don't know what to say.

. . . . . .
Your evil twin wasn't quite satisfactory and very much a 1 minute man.
I go to your house, and to keep your non expiring boob privileges you just give me the belt.
While you're having fun with my boobs I watch a mark wahlberg movie and fantasize about a real man.

you soon realize that mark wahlberg is a robot, and no man will ever be that good. you then realize that im as close to Mark Wahlberg as youll ever get. i then trade you boob privelages for my chest in exchange for my belt, which i then insure for $1 billion and hire Jet Li to protect it for me.

I reject your idea of allowing me privileges to your chest.
you hire jet li to protect your belt from me. but when jet li realizes that i'm asian and he's asian he figure he'll just give me the belt.
there goes you 1 billion dollars (all of the money you have) down the drain.
But jet li uses the money you paid him to wine and dine and seduce me.
and it works.

i show Jet Li that my pro wretling skills trump his martial arts and i tie him into a human pretzel. you burst out into laughter when you see his tiny asian wiener and come back to Mark "oojay" Wahlber. I then take back my belt, and slap your ass for good measeure.

smaller they are the easier to swallow.

I whine and beg for forgiveness, you forgive me, we have sex, and i take the belt. you're so gullible

i pull your groin and youre injured and unable to defend your title for the next umpteen billion years. i am the champion by default:D

you attempt to pull my groin, i scream rape, bash your nuts in, and let those brutes in prison have my left overs.

I take the belt and move next door to my big brother who'll protect me from ruthless thugs like you.

Gets bored & changed TV channel

I simply say: "Raine, may I please have my title back?" And you cordially return it to me. Then I grab your ass and show you who's boss. All the while your brother is preoccupied watching reruns of M*A*S*H.