Why it pays to see wrestling events live:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kBQO8QEjHs



PS-Merry Christmas MJ:thumb:

I hate you

:D:D:D

I'm willing to give the belt up if you stop

whats wrong with that video?
I liked it.

the only guy in the movie was the one holding the camera and the one that ran behind kimona slutface half way through it.

and I'm glad you like it. but personally I could care less if you did

jealous are we?:rolleyes:

yes.

do you wanna wrestle for the belt now or do you wanna think with your head
(the other one)

Sucker-punch to the ovary. New Champ!

i cut your head off. new champ

My headless body tries to give you a big hug and you get grossed out, throw the belt at me, and run away hysterically.

as if,
you walk towards me, i take a gun and start shooting.
you have no hands and can't take the belt from me

I join a gang and me and skindredluver bum-rush you and steal the belt:laughing:

skindredluver got bored and left you to fend for yourself.

i kill that dumb whore, have my way with a headless ooj 9since I've enver done that before) bury you in a box of sand you contract a tetanus infection from the open wound and I walk away. belt in hand

After several painful tetanus shots, I finally recover. I track you down at the local free clinic (most likely having your cheating man-whore of a boyfriend tested) and grab the belt from across your waist. Your pants then fall to the ground, revealing white cotton granny panties:laughing: you run away in embarrassment. New Champ!

I'm at a free clinic because I cam in contact with large amounts of your blood (when I cut your head off) and it was rumored you had HIV/AIDS and several STDs.
You come out of nowhere and start harassing me. I mase you, call hospital security, walk away, and take the belt with me

Seeing as Raine has taken an indefinite sabatacle from MB, I strip her of the title and declare myself the new MB World Heavyweight Champion.

My vacation is over, and my reign as MB reigning champ shall contiue.

*oojay hands over the belt without a fight and i resume my title*

Kick to the ovary=new champion!

kick to right nut and then to the left nut.

same champ and my opponent is now a worthless sterile male.

I delete all the music off your computer. You now have to spend weeks downloading all the No Doubt and Pink albums and are unable to defend the belt in a timely fashion. I am named champion by default.

i usually don't listent ot he music on my comp anyway.
you just wasted your time.
and you're still too sore for a quickie too.
Sucks for you.
Oops my bad, you're still too sore for any kind of action :laughing:

you broke into my house, i found you at my comp, grabbed a broom and shooed you away like a raccoon and snatched th ebelt off your waist on your way out.

I throw a clam at you and it pokes your eye out. New Chizamp.

i'm asian. i'll just dodge whatever you throw at me. :laughing:

I suggest you try a different tactic if you want the belt back.

side note: theres a new asian dude (Falling Hamlet?) on here. He gets PWN3D in the battle raps, but maybe you two can hookup;)

i'm trying out celibacy at the moment. but maybe once 07 is here. . . .

a week w/o sex? are you sure you can survive?

i've survived 12 days thus far, another week won't kill me.
besides i've got money on this.

ooh, how much?

If I win I get 200 dollars and gas (on my friend's tab for a week)

if she wins, she more or less chooses who the next guy i screw is. And I've gotta take her out to dinner four times before the school year is over.

The way i see it, if i don't win I'm gonna be at least 500 bucks in debt. my friend eats like an army.

you put sex with you on the line?
thats probably not the best idea in the world.

well I already know who she has in mind.
she's trying to play matchmaker and set me up with a certain ex boyfriend.

My biggest prob is the dinner. She said every fast food joint in 20 a mile radius of my house. For one big giant meal.

I show your website to graphic designers and you die from embarrassment after I throw you off of a building and hit you with a ladder..

Maybe throw in some cool wrestling GIF's too. This thread has "PO-TENTIAL" #FingersCrossed

I will you crush you like an empty beer. Like I crush empty beer cans against my forehead.
https://i.imgur.com/6WaPckD.gif

I will slam you so hard on the canvas your microchip implant will pop right out of you.
http://i.imgur.com/IWRB6.gif

I will drop kick Stalin half man/half ape right into you. You won't know what hit you.
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You are no match for me. You will be defenseless like a stuff animal. Like a stuff animal squirrel trying to guard its nuts. I will come out of nowhere like a ninja squirrel and take you out.
http://oi32.tinypic.com/33bomzp.jpg

I will, I will ... whoa!!!
http://pa1.narvii.com/5718/f631c0d52...8a4a027_hq.gif

My amazing genetics allow me to rise from the dead

https://media.giphy.com/media/b6iVj3IM54Abm/giphy.gif

Honestly, I'm rather insulted that you thought you had got the better of me. You clearly have no idea who you're dealing with homie!

https://media.giphy.com/media/xT1XGR...4suY/giphy.gif

I unleash . . . NINJA MADNESS!!!!!!!

https://media.giphy.com/media/jeAHzKVKDqzhS/giphy.gif

I then LITERALLY punch off the top part of your head

https://media.giphy.com/media/l3V0DE...iva8/giphy.gif

I pin you and become the new CHAMPION!!!

https://media.giphy.com/media/VIxWpUqUBtsaY/giphy.gif

Daiyym Merit;

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