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Old 11-09-2006, 03:33 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Will our hero ever escape the clutches of the evil Dr. Raine? Will he ever get his precious title belt back? Tune in next time. Dun! Dun! Dun!
I prefer madame raine. it sounds sexier
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Old 11-09-2006, 03:34 PM   #52 (permalink)
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I prefer madame raine. it sounds sexier
Id change it but im currently chained to a mattress in your basement, remember?
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Old 11-09-2006, 03:36 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Id change it but im currently chained to a mattress in your basement, remember?
your chained to my bed.
nowhere near my basement.

and you can speak. actually you can do a lot of things with your mouth
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Old 11-09-2006, 03:38 PM   #54 (permalink)
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your chained to my bed.
nowhere near my basement.

and you can speak. actually you can do a lot of things with your mouth
i yell for help until your mom comes down. she's stunned by my unbridled masculinity and she fights you to the death to win me. while the catfight is at its peak, i slip my hands out of the cuffs (which i could have done at any time had i wanted to), snatch up my belt, and haul ass.
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Old 11-09-2006, 03:40 PM   #55 (permalink)
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i yell for help until your mom comes down. she's stunned by my unbridled masculinity and she fights you to the death to win me. while the catfight is at its peak, i slip my hands out of the cuffs (which i could have done at any time had i wanted to), snatch up my belt, and haul ass.
i don't live with my mom. and you're retarded if yuo think i'd let a catch like you slip away so easily.

But since you did manage to escape, I chase you out the window, wrestle the belt from you and stick it in my bra. try and get it now.
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i don't live with my mom. and you're retarded if yuo think i'd let a catch like you slip away so easily.

But since you did manage to escape, I chase you out the window, wrestle the belt from you and stick it in my bra. try and get it now.
you put it in your bra? Damn! why did MJ have to steal my Universal Boob Privelages?! Ill just say a smooth pick-up line, something like, "there must be some poor girl out there with nothing, cuz you got it all" and all of your clothes will magically fall off. ill retrive my belt (alonmg with your bra as a keepsake) and run into the boys bathroom, a place where your kind are forbidden to step foot.
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Old 11-09-2006, 03:49 PM   #57 (permalink)
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you put it in your bra? Damn! why did MJ have to steal my Universal Boob Privelages?! Ill just say a smooth pick-up line, something like, "there must be some poor girl out there with nothing, cuz you got it all" and all of your clothes will magically fall off. ill retrive my belt (alonmg with your bra as a keepsake) and run into the boys bathroom, a place where your kind are forbidden to step foot.
you call one of the phone numbers on the walls and it just so happened to be mine (because my number's on all of them) and you come over. i greet you at the door, take the belt, your clothes, and call the police.
Indecent exposure, no matter how edible you look is still a crime ooj

try to escape a federal prison
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Old 11-09-2006, 04:41 PM   #58 (permalink)
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this is dumb even by oojay's standards this is dumb and that's already dumb by the average person's standards
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I am dumb even by oojay's standards I am dumb and that's already dumb by the average person's standards
Fixed (ya big meanie)
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Old 11-09-2006, 09:41 PM   #60 (permalink)
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just to be sure that I am the reigning MB heavy weight champ. I am going to lock oojay in a room with some a few starved panthers.
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