You're slow and fat and asian so I catch you in one second and steal the belt and hide it where you wont find it.

i find you. squish you with my rather firm booty and do a victory dance all of over your face.

I track you down using your electronic house-arrest ankle bracelet. I challenge you to a cage match for the belt. Your boyfriend comes to your aid during the match and immediately gets arse-raped by King Kong Bundy:laughing: while youre busy laughing at his severe bumming, I escape the cage and win my belt back.

While you were busy tracking me down i was setting up a trap. you storm into my house, see me and my boyfriend together, go into a violent rage, forget the belt and while you're busy beating up my boyfriend I go for a knife, stab you in the back, take the belt, and me and my boyfriend go away to Italy for some alone time

*cough*backstabbing whore*cough*:rofl:

yes. that I am.

You "miss" with the knife and "accidentally" stab your boyfriend in the jugular. You take off all your clothes to help stop his bleeding and then realize youre quite horny and you decide to ravage me. I tell you im going out to get more rubbers, take my belt, and am never heard from again.

I accidentally stab my boyfriend in the jugular, I don't get horny (even though oojay is standing in front of me) and I start to bash oojay's brains in because i did something so carefless. once you're borderline comatose I take the belt, my boyfriend's car and i drive to mexico to mourn the death of one of the nicest guys I ever met.

I think they should change the name of this thread to "The oojay and Raine find unique ways to fornicate and kill each other thread":laughing:

You make it sound so dirty.