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I implanted a gps tracking device in your mcdonald's sandwich and I track yuo back tot he woods, find you sleeping. i steal the belt, set some trees on fire and get out. |
I wake up and have to piss, thus putting the forest fire out. I then create a fake belt out of chocolate, track you back to your house, and replace the real belt with the chocolate one, with you none the wiser. Now I have my belt, and you have a 2 foot Hershey bar strapped around your waist:laughing:
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you must piss like a race horse then.
I eat the chocolate belt, trace it back to it's source (you) and eat you. And take the belt. |
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you call me emo and i break your neck (and a ton of other body parts) into a zillion pieces and go find the belt amongst your remains.
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I glue myself back together with some crazy glue. I than google your name to find out where you go to school. I put on a fake handlebar moustache, enroll as an Estonian foreign exchange student, befriend you, bed you, and steal the belt back while your passed out from exhaustion.
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and if you're any good I'd just give you the belt. In any event, I ask for more and once you pass out from exhaustion I'll just steal the belt back from you |
I call the police and report my belt stolen. They promptly arrest you and return it to me. For some odd reason, I think you'll enjoy prison:laughing:
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I break out of prison steal the belt back from you and I'm now on the run with the belt. try and get it now
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