^But if you weren't....you'd wish you were. Admit it..

I wish I had a job...

but then you'd be a square..

Im wishing for a snow day tomorrow

^but then you'll have a heart attack and die while shoveling the driveway

I wish my debt was paid off

^but if it was you would always sleep in too late because you wouldn't have bill collectors calling you every morning..

I wish I had internet at my house.....

but then the feds would be able to track you down and arrest you for child pornography.

I wish I didnt need sleep to function

but then you couldn't dream and reality would kill you

i wish this damn zit disappeared sooner and i stopped lookin like marilyn monroe

then youd have a pockmark

i wish, that i didnt have hw

But if you didn't.....you'd probably be out getting arrested or something.

I wish my grades were better.

but then you'd have the pressure to keep them good, and then people might want you dead, its always good to have a c+ in one class so you dont make honors, but... your still getting all a's in other classes, therefore your name does not get put on any official documents, and you can stay out of the system, and when youa pply to college, the all a's and c will average out your gpa, and most colleges accept a 2.5 to a 4. and if they looka t your SAT's thats even better cause you can be smart on those.

I wish, that my mom, would let girls coem to my house..w/o asking if we are going to have sex.

she wont ask anymore cuz she'll know youre a homosexual for sure

i wish my damn allergies would go away

but then you cant have an excuse for having Visene in your room.


I wish i had some reeses.

^but youd just get fat




I wish i didnt get 16 inches of snow last night

you didn't. you got 16 inches of rain and now your basement is flooded.

i wish i didn't have a cold and could blow other stuff besides my nose

^granted, but you blow out your back and can never walk again




I wish I had some wendy's right now.

wish granted but they only serve tofu now.

I wish I had a really tall milk shake and all my favorite mark wahlberg movies.

ok but its a man-milkshake :laughing:

i wish my hangover would go away

thanks for granting my wish spike. :love:

your hangover goes away but then you get a migraine

I wish I had chicken sandwich

I wish I was there to make it worse :D

:love: me too

I`d practice the bongos or something ;)

what bongos are you talkin about, there, babe ;) heheh

ass bongos :D :D

http://static.flickr.com/23/31237707_a956aa5d1c_m.jpg

:rofl:

I wish I had a video iPod

you do

but your niece broke it.

I'd like to go out partying

^granted, but its a birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese's :\



I wish it was christmas already

^ it is. but santa skipped your house

I want a nice tall banana milk shake