I loved it when Lisa Moorish (his 'good friend' who also happens to be the mother of his child, but who just hangs out with him because she's a good friend and they're so cool and free-thinking like that...) started talking to the camera about Pete and she says (a rough quote) "soon Pete will kick the drugs and then I expect all this media attention will go away and they can just get on with making music".

I had to wonder if she realised that the only reason Babyshambles sell records and gig tickets is because of all of the media attention. Its because of Pete's drugs problems that they're successful, the media see him as somebody self-destructive enough that they can follow around and hopefully one day he'll end up drugged and then dead in a gutter and they'll be able to build a full story around it, one which over-uses the words 'tortured', 'genius', 'potential', 'unfulfilled'... I'm pretty sure we all know the routine by now, worshipping rock stars all the more because they're dead.

I had to wonder, is the only reason she hangs out with him, is because of the media attention.

Someone ruin my wish before it comes true and I feel awful. Edit: Or elated, which in turn makes me feel awful.

Your wish will come true. But you will feel awful about it.

I wish that Pete Doherty would die and that Kate Moss would go for me on the rebound, propelling me to instant fame as a 'musician'.

Which in turn, turns you to drugs and you die lonely.

I wish I was Tenacious D.

Edit: Ha...I edited my post as you posted yours at the same time...you read my mind.

Now that's a cool wish, but you would be a loner without a Sidekick.

I wish that I'd known enough about the Wii to prebook a copy before they stopped takings bookings everywhere due to the demand...

The genie which grants your wishes gets bored halfway through granting the wish and the only property of Tenacious D which you gain is being short, bald and noticably overweight.

I wish I had some chocolate, right now.

EDIT: I'm not changing it just 'cos moonlit posted first.

^ someone switches it for a chocolate looking laxative and you shite yourself to death.

I wish my kids would do as they are told.

but then they would be monotonous automatons who were boringly depressing.

I wish I had some Ice cream

The ice cream becomes rock solid and inedible caused by Ireland being an incredibly boring place.

I wish I could overcome the urge to head butt my mother-in-law evrytime she kisses me on the cheek.

You do overcome it, because you wouldn't turn down the only smoochey on offer to you;)

I wish I didn't have hayfever allergies!

^but then what would you complain about?



I wish it was Thanksgiving

but then youd eat to much

i wish ym feet were not size 16

^but then you would buy 100 pairs of shoes and turn queer



I wish I didnt have 3 tests this week:(

But if you didn't, you'd spend the your study time masturbating.


I wish this week was over.

that wouldnt really ruin his wish

but then you'd have nothing to do because you have no life

i wish i could go anywhere i wanted for free

^but then youd never leave bungalowbill's bedroom:rofl:



I wish my niece's new Powerwheels Barbie-mobile would put itself together

So you can play with it

I want to dress up in tinfoil , knock on my neighbours door and say i`m an alien and I need a cup of sugar.

But that would break the terms of the restraining order they put on you.

I wish I could give up smoking...

^but then you take up chewing tobacco and all your teeth fall out



I wish I had a Nintendo Wii and a PS3.

but then I'd steal the Wii and you'd be left with the ps3 which is a load of crap.

I wish that I wasn't sick

lol no the wii is a piece of ****
suck graphics
suck games
suck controller
suck engine
suck gpu
suck company

hmmmm

Let's think about that.

Ps3 - Amazing graphics
...

Why, I can't think of anything else!

Let's consult the Wishmaster...
http://www.monstermania.net/WISHMASTER.jpg

dude you just ruined the thread^

i wish hat my birthday will get here

^but you only get tubesocks as a gift



I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day

^.you'd would get even more tried trying to stay up and work would be alot longer

i wish i had a job

^but its a blow job and you get AIDS


I wish it was thanksgiving break already

^ then you'd get fat eating to much

i wish i had a wish

^but you'd waste it on a new pair of shoes



I wish I had 3 wishes

but then you'd just waste them on porn...

I wish it was April

wish granted but you get hit with a monsoon

i wish alex was awake

... so he can give you a white glove!! hah hah!!

i wish i didnt have to work tomorrow

Because tomorrow is the apocalypse and it really sucks having to spend your last day alive on the job.

I wish the ice caps would finish melting already.

but then you'd owe me a dollar

i wish i had a carton of camels

But then you'd die.

I wish I had a Carton of Camels to send to Mike.

Unfortunately he died last night in a horrific car accident involving a semi hauling petroleum.

I wish I would stop breathing.

ok, but then youd be as dead as me

i wish, ihad 3 dollars for everytime some uses the word the

^ But everyone now says 'da' instead of 'the'

I wish i had a time machine

But then you'd inadvertently kill your ancestor and wipe yourself from time.

I wish I wasn't single