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Originally Posted by A_Perfect_Sonnet (Post 350230)

Alli - 6 (I shaved it, and you know you'd do me.)
TUTG - 2 (It lacked a twist.)
DRMO - 3 (I shaved.)
DRMO(2) - 3 (I like the smell of bleach.)
DRMO(3) - :[
DRMO(4) - 4 (Funny story - I went to Applebee's with my girlfriend and the waitress comes up and says "How are you ladies doing today." I gave her a "What the hell is your problem?" stare, and she didn't even apologize. Long story short, I called her a moron and didn't tip her.)
DRMO(5) - 6 (It made me chuckle. I shower everyday.)
DRMO(6) - 2 (That isn't true?)
DRMO(7) - 0 (Malay is malay for homosexual.)
DRMO(8) - 5 (I put them in the trash, yo.)
DRMO(9) - 4 (You took too long to get the point across.)
DRMO(10) - 2 (I urinate those blocks away.)

You, apparenty, are too dimwitted to rate my insults.

I listen to better music than you and I'm a girl.

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.

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Originally Posted by CityLightsLikeRain (Post 350504)

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.

Oh, come on, that's the oldest insult in the book. How 'bout this one, you're a dumb idiot with a dumb smelly butt, and you've got a big butt, and you've got a buttface.

^When are you leaving!? God damn.

As soon as you love me:)

I'd rather listen to a woman in labor, than hear your voice.