God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the fuck, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?

Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling.

This aggression will not stand, man.

No, man, I'm the dude. Or duder, or his dudeliness, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

"The bums will always lose."

A wiser fella than m'self once said, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, well, he eats you...

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

Call him. He's thorough.