i'ma lebowski, youra lebowski,...
 

here's a fun game i play with my friends sometimes,....

you must answer everything with a quote from the big lebowski,...

i'll start:

what do you do for fun?


i bowl, drive around,...the occasional acid flash back

see? like that,....


what are you drinking?

"White Russian"
"the bar's over there"


What's a pederass walter?

shut the **** up donny

what's this?

"the ringer, my dirty undies"

We takes the money man! Or we fucks you up!

**** sympathy! I don't need your ****in' sympathy, man, I need my ****ing johnson!

Where you going?

"Going Home Donnie!"
"Your Phones Rining Dude."
"Thank You Donnie!"

"I'm sorry I wasn't listening."

this is what happens when you **** a stranger in the azz

"A man what the **** you doing to my car!? I just bought it last week! I **** your car up!"

"A man that's not his car!"

ve vant vze money lebowski

I'll suck your dick fora thousand bucks.

Sure, I'll go to my ATM right now.