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Old 08-16-2008, 04:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Nicknames for crap bands?

Amongst my (admittedly) small bunch of friends, we have some wonderful terms of endearment for our most hated bands:

Slipknot- Shitknot
Linkin Park-Stinking Fart
The Offspring-Cockspring.

Utterly infantile but easier on the tongue I would say. Yours?

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Old 08-16-2008, 04:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Razorshite's a common one.

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Old 08-16-2008, 05:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Can't think of any more at the mo'.
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Old 08-16-2008, 05:43 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 08-16-2008, 05:53 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 08-17-2008, 01:37 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 08-17-2008, 01:45 AM   #7 (permalink)
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no talent combover devilock loser poser pricks - new misfits
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Old 08-17-2008, 06:56 AM   #8 (permalink)
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The classic one - N'STINK
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Old 08-17-2008, 09:38 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Not all crap bands, just crap nice names

Waste of Space (Ace of Base)

The B-minuses (My bro calls the Beatles this)

Fleetwood Crap

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Public Enemy - Pubic Enema

Rod Stewart )no editing needed)
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Old 08-18-2008, 06:07 AM   #10 (permalink)
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