Crazy Legal Laws (country, house, rock, Kiss, member)

jackhammer · 01-07-2009, 01:38 PM

Continuing from the shoutbox here is a list of some OFFICIAL British laws.

IT is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament. We’re not sure what the punishment for this particular offence would be.

IN a law passed in 1837, women are allowed to bite off a man’s nose if he kisses her against her will.

It is illegal to stand within one hundred yards of the reigning monarch when not wearing socks.

Welshmen are banned from entering the city of Chester before sunrise and from staying after sunset.

A law enacted by Edward VI states that anyone found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks.

In Hereford, you may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close.

sleepy jack · 01-07-2009, 01:59 PM

In, I believe it's Indonesia, the punishment for masturbation is beheading.

In Washington DC it's illegal to have sex unless you're in the missionary position.

In Minnesota it's SPECIFICALLY illegal to have sex with a live fish.

In Idaho it's illegal to have sex outside of wedlock.

In Utah it's illegal to have sex with an Animal unless you make a profit.

In Washington its illegal to have sex if you're a virgin.

I didn't take notes but in some town in Wyoming (I think) it's illegal to have sex standing up in a meat freezer.

There's more crazy sex laws I learned about Monday I'll post them as I remember them.

Alfred · 01-07-2009, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sleepy jack

In Washington its illegal to have sex if you're a virgin.

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**Janszoon** · 01-07-2009, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Alfred

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LOL. I guess you have to take a trip to Oregon your first time.

BoopieJones · 02-26-2009, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sleepy jack

In Washington its illegal to have sex if you're a virgin.

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....did anyone else notice how wrong that is?

Nevermind, suppose so

Sneer · 01-07-2009, 02:03 PM

The first one is because if you die in the Houses of Parliament you have to have a state funeral by law.

right-track · 01-07-2009, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Stu

The first one is because if you die in the Houses of Parliament you have to have a state funeral by law.

So rather than change the state funeral clause, they just made dying there illegal?

Fucking typical!

swim · 01-07-2009, 02:56 PM

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A law enacted by Edward VI states that anyone found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks.

those damn bigenders

V weird sex laws.
Strange Sex Laws

jackhammer · 01-07-2009, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by swim

those damn bigenders

V weird sex laws.
Strange Sex Laws

--Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.---

That would be no good over here with the dogging bunch

linky linky

**Janszoon** · 01-07-2009, 03:26 PM

In Massachusetts an old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.

Also in Massachusetts no gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

In Pennsylvania any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

In Chicago it is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.

01-07-2009, 01:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	Crazy Legal Laws Continuing from the shoutbox here is a list of some OFFICIAL British laws. IT is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament. We’re not sure what the punishment for this particular offence would be. IN a law passed in 1837, women are allowed to bite off a man’s nose if he kisses her against her will. It is illegal to stand within one hundred yards of the reigning monarch when not wearing socks. Welshmen are banned from entering the city of Chester before sunrise and from staying after sunset. A law enacted by Edward VI states that anyone found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks. In Hereford, you may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

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Sneer Let it drip Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,397	The first one is because if you die in the Houses of Parliament you have to have a state funeral by law. __________________ LastFM Sneer's Emporium of Sound Fright Team radio show

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Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	In Massachusetts an old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public. Also in Massachusetts no gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car. In Pennsylvania any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue. In Chicago it is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

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