TyrantSong

I have no clue actually. Always been this way.



Took away time from being with her.



After I said what I said, I just shut the door dumbfounded at what I'd just seen. I don't think I was angry or anything. I was just perplexed. Not the same girl as the most recent ex, by the by.



I didn't feel like it was all that witty. In hindsight there were probably more humorous things to say.

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TheCunningStunt

Any idea why you'd describe the feeling as HAPPY when you end? I guess if you think the girl was a total bitch, when you finish it feels like a total release. But the question is, why would you be with someone like that in the first place?

What a cow.

At least one of the guys was gentlemanly enough to invite you to join them.

Meh. I would've gone for something really shit given the circumstances. Maybe I would've whipped out my phone and said "D'you mind if I record you?" on the basis that I didn't give a shit about the girl. If I did, I'd probably kick off and try to kill them. But then they'd double team me (Not in the same way as they've been doing previously... I'd hope.)

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Freebase Dali

Gee... did she have to be with you in the bathroom when you were dropping deuces too?

Actually, I had a girlfriend that hated when I played the guitar. I tell myself she was just pissed because I spent too much time on it and wasn't paying attention to her, but I sometimes wonder if it was because I couldn't play worth a shit.

TyrantSong

Dunno. And no, I'm usually very happy with who I'm dating. I just prefer the breakup. Not for a sense of rebound or anything, or that I'm free again. I just like it. Weird.

She didn't like it because she thought I'd get good at an instrument, join a band, and leave her.

FUN FACT! She was being **** slapped in the face right as I entered.

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TheCunningStunt

I hope you took what happened at face value and left her.

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Dr.Seussicide

Dude, that's hard man. I think I would have honestly laughed when I walked in, then walked out confused thinking, WTF just happened? This is some inception shit going down.

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TyrantSong

Bwahaha, triple layered dream invasion.

It was a pop on the cheek. Like audible "POP"

I stayed with her for a week after that. Tried to talk it out. Most conversations went like this.

"How was your day, Angie?"
"Oh it was fine, yours?"
"Pretty good. Didn't run into any **** duos, so I would say it was uneventful."
"Ya know, you don't have to be so harsh."
"Oh, you're right, you already got enough of that."


I think the last time we spoke, several months after we'd broken up, she had asked what I've been up to, I spitefully commented that what I've been up to couldn't be compared to as many ****s as were up in her. Suffice it to say, we don't talk.

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Dr.Seussicide

A dick slap in a dick slap in a dick slap in a dick slap.

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Freebase Dali

Soundtrack to the relationship's inevitable demise.

Nine Black Poppies

This made me think of this:



And I kinda want to watch that movie again now...

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