Nice.

Elders react to Cannibal Corpse Necropedophile.

What's the difference between an idiot and a genius?

A paycheck.

A man walks into a bar with his dog. The bartender says "What the hell are you doing?! You can't bring a dog in here!"


The man says "But this dog is special. He can talk!"


The bartender says "You're a liar! If you can get that dog to talk, I'll give you $10,000. If not, I'm throwing your ass out!"


The man turns to the dog and asks "What covers the top of a house?" The dog says "Roof!"


The mans then asks the dog "What do you call the top of your mouth?" The dog replies "Roof!"


The man finally asks the dog "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog emphatically replies "Roof!"


The bartender grabs the man and throws him out on the street, bloodied.


The dog turns to the man and says "Should I have said DiMaggio?"

Two women are walking along a bridge.


One says to the other "I've always wanted to pee off the side of a bridge, just like a man does."


She walks to the edge of the bridge, pulls her pants down, sticks her ass over the edge and yells to her friend "I'm gonna piss down onto that canoe!"


Her friend turns to her and says "That's no canoe, it's your reflection!"

Are you almost out of popsicles yet?

Just heard this one the other day from the mouth of Bob Einstein. RIP

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Those are Norm MacDonald jokes.

Pretty sure that joke's decades old. Norm has a tendency to rehash ancient jokes. It's his delivery that makes them funny again.