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The Batlord 01-08-2019 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by windsock (Post 2031555)
Pretty sure that joke's decades old. Norm has a tendency to rehash ancient jokes. It's his delivery that makes them funny again.

Exactly. If I were to retell any number of his jokes to other people they'd probably just stare at me like "Was that supposed to be funny?" But Norm just has... Normness.

windsock 01-08-2019 05:31 PM

The prime example:


The Batlord 01-08-2019 05:50 PM

All of his five minute long jokes ending in cheap one liners are brilliant. Frown claimed that he's second only to Doug Stanhope and I heartily concur. Like I listen to those jokes and want to memorize them so I can tell them at work to **** with my co-workers but I see Norm just ad-libbing the whole thing off the top of his head and know I can never get that laugh.

Zhanteimi 01-08-2019 07:46 PM

My new favorite sex position is WOW...

yeah, it's where I flip your MOM over.

Key 01-08-2019 07:49 PM

I also love Norm Macdonald. His show on Netflix ain't bad either.

windsock 01-08-2019 08:07 PM

Him and Adam Eget are a great comedic combo.

Frownland 01-08-2019 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by windsock (Post 2031864)
Him and Adam Eget are a great comedic combo.

Eh, it's all carried by Norm. Eget's contributions can be boiled down to being Norm's lackey and inferior. And it's ****ing hilarious.



Norm: *leans forward* 9/11
Everyone: *erupts with laughter*

Hilarious in context, even more hilarious without it.

windsock 01-08-2019 08:27 PM

Adam often plays the character of a wet towel because he has a real talent for doing so. It takes a lot of guts to ask prolific comedians "where do you get your ideas from?" He's a really great part of the show if you ask me.



His bit on the episode with Super Dave about excessive salt consumption had me in stitches.

[MERIT] 01-25-2019 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2031876)
Eh, it's all carried by Norm. Eget's contributions can be boiled down to being Norm's lackey and inferior. And it's ****ing hilarious.



Norm: *leans forward* 9/11
Everyone: *erupts with laughter*

Hilarious in context, even more hilarious without it.

I've been binge watching/listening to Norm MacDonald Live. I'm up to ~ episode 19.

SmokeAndMirrors 01-28-2019 05:30 PM

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's blue and fuzzy?
Blue fuzz.

The electron asked the photon: "Do you need any help moving?" And the photon replied: "No thanks, I'm traveling light."

Do you know what's funny about the death of a star? It's iron-ic.

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